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Tayler Scott is fucking filthy because he wears Uncle Charlies number. Change my mind. 

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Hurry. We lead after 7.

not like we’ve lost 6 times already in this same situation this year… the same number as all of last year.

 

 

Pressly, then Abreu.

Offense better add about 8 more runs 

Haha

yeah.

Astros fans make me shake my head 

 

as well as whatever idiot is in charge of creating those polls 

Edited by UTexasFight

Kalas about to get a text from Bagwell

I know its wrong but i kind of want Pressly to get pounded

Neg me I deserve it

Pressly proving he's not washed and just a pouting little bitch

Now you don't want to suck.

Thanks dickhead....do more of that

B. Abreu is clicking in right at 50% of game splayed. 31-37, Abreu has pitched in 34 games. Espada learned from the master on how to blow out your bullpen in the 1st half.

Day baseball on getaway day with Framber and Webb on the mound tomorrow.

that game may be over in 90 minutes 

Edited by UTexasFight

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

B. Abreu is clicking in right at 50% of game splayed. 31-37, Abreu has pitched in 34 games. Espada learned from the master on how to blow out your bullpen in the 1st half.

You wanted Montero in the 8th?

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old
 

Just went to check this out…damn. Hope we get him back by the all star break.

 

also, yall didn’t mention Dusty was at the game high fiving everyone before the game…

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28 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old
 

 

no way he's playing on friday or this weekend 

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

Just saw Julias handshake line Instagram story

Jfc how is Tucker still hobbling like he is 75 yrs old
 

Get him that shot they gave the RB in Varsity Blues

He isn't really better than anyone on their current roster except maybe Gavin Lux

Twins DFA Diego Castillo. Astros should probably try and get him

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is my nightmare.

 

 

42 strikeouts in 110 at-bats is pretty awful, and an OPS+ of 80.  I would still take him over Abreu, but I wouldn't pay for him. 

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

 

18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

 

I keep telling Andrew Maldonado is clearly worse and he doesn’t believe me. That rat bastard. 
you’ve got the entirety of the list right now, I think. 

23 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

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11 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

You wanted Montero in the 8th?

No. The Astros are essentially carrying 11 pitchers because Dubin and Hernandez aren't used. It has been a week since either pitched in a game. If you are going to carry them, you need to use them so you aren't using Montero for 3 straight games, wasting Seth Martinez on 2 pitches, and having Abreu pitch in the half the games. If you don't want to use them because they suck, then why are they on the 26-man roster.

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

It's probably easier for us to make a list of players we wouldn't take over Abreu.

 

Maldonado

 

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3 hours ago, Scraps said:

He isn't really better than anyone on their current roster except maybe Gavin Lux

Chris Taylor still there?

I mean yeah he has had a shitty 100ABs, but he has been a better player than Biggio in the past. They are still paying him 13M a yr so I guess we can see if they have the balls to do what the Astros don't


 

the more you play him, the sooner you’re pushing crane / Bagwell to make a move 

They aren't going to do anything.

The more you play him the higher the chance he gets hurt, which is what we need so that he gets put on the list....preferably the 60 day

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

They aren't going to do anything.

The more you play him the higher the chance he gets hurt, which is what we need so that he gets put on the list....preferably the 60 day

 

He needs to 'strain his back' and go on the IL. He saves face. Bagwell saves face.

Then he gracefully retires at EOY.

One can dream.

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