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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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7 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This is my nightmare.

 

 

I want Craig's kid to do well so getting DFA'ed sucks, but I don't want the Dodgers to do well so...

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

They aren't going to do anything.

The more you play him the higher the chance he gets hurt, which is what we need so that he gets put on the list....preferably the 60 day

If the jackass gets hurt he will lie and play through it like he did last year with his back.

4 minutes ago, dr99 said:

If the jackass gets hurt he will lie and play through it like he did last year with his back.

not if he has a torn ACL

IMO, and only my opinion: Couple of things. Framber seems mind fucked, and Bagwell has no business having any influential opinions with regard to to what it takes to win a championship. Those just seem to me to be obvious. Of course, it’s not that simple, but…

Just turned it on and saw the score. Then come here for the scoop. Glad I haven’t been able to watch. Framber needs to unfuck himself long enough to trade his ass for good return. 
And I hate all HEB commercials. 

I wish I had waited until after Abreu batted to start watching. What a fucking beating. All businesses do bad deals. Have bad losses. Bite the fucking bullet already. Fuck that guy

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I wish I had waited until after Abreu batted to start watching. What a fucking beating. All businesses do bad deals. Have bad losses. Bite the fucking bullet already. Fuck that guy

Frisco seems like a good place to leave him. Further the better.

What's the Astros' record since Abreu came back? It is ridiculous that he hasn't been cut yet.

27 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

What’s up with Fubo today? I can’t get the game. Which is apparently a blessing.

Should be Fubro. Fuck You BRO.

The Astros took a 5-1 road trip and got mismanaged into a 3-3 split.

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

What's the Astros' record since Abreu came back? It is ridiculous that he hasn't been cut yet.

4-5 in games he has started.

Holy shit, Altuve has been awful in the last 38 games. 5 fucking walks, 1 IBB and 36 Ks. He needs to be removed from the lead-off spot when Tucker returns, but Espada doesn't have the balls to do it.

90 wins is impossible, start dumping players and letting younger players get at bats. 2025 prep

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

90 wins is impossible, start dumping players and letting younger players get at bats. 2025 prep

Especially with Espada. You are literally losing games because of him.

Trade Bregman, Framber, and Pressly.

Which games did Espada lose?

14 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Especially with Espada. You are literally losing games because of him.

Trade Bregman, Framber, and Pressly.

I wonder who is actually managing this team?

Correa with 5 hits today....something Altuve hasn't done

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Which games did Espada lose?

Sunday and Monday.

 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Correa with 5 hits today....something Altuve hasn't done

I actually root for that stat to stay intact for his entire career 

Edited by UTexasFight

I’m starting to fear the front office and owner isn’t gonna be ahead of the game by trading scrubs for prospects so we don’t miss a beat and instead we take the titanic all the way to the bottom and sets us back 5 years.

27 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

 


the team has a little roll / mojo going when Abreu left and then bam

I’d shop framber, Pressley, Montero, Scott. Bring in some prospects. 

Before blowing up the team, I'd fucking get rid of Abreu.  He is a fucking cancer.  He probably is why the White Sox chemistry sucked ass.

Edited by runthebone

This team is done.  They can play this out for 4 more weeks, but at this point they have to win 2/3 of their remaining games to even think about making the playoffs.  Not happening.  A half assed deadline where they trade Bregman and keep everybody else is worst case scenario.  They need to be proactive: Tucker, Framber, JV, and Bregman all need to be gone; getting good value for those 4 guys now probably gives Houston a top 5 farm to go into next season with payroll flexibility and a pending top 5 draft pick, which is a lot brighter outlook than what they have now.  Cabbage and Loperfido need extended run to see if they can play.  Dubin needs to be moved into high leverage relief.  Crane needs to start working his way thru the list to pick the next manager.

It’s almost unbelievable that our one big, obvious hole coming into the season was middle relief, we fell ass-backward into two dudes (Martinez and Scott) who are performing that role at near all-star levels, and we are STILL this bad.

27 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It’s almost unbelievable that our one big, obvious hole coming into the season was middle relief, we fell ass-backward into two dudes (Martinez and Scott) who are performing that role at near all-star levels, and we are STILL this bad.


remember when 7, 8, 9 was going to be locked down !

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


remember when 7, 8, 9 was going to be locked down !

Abreu has been nails since his last blown save. 18 appearences, 17.2 IP, 1.53 ERA, 2,57 FIP, 28 Ks. and 11 Holds.

It's just hard to believe how bad this team is.  Bregman can't even fucking field his position.

 

And fuck Abreu in the fucking stupid ass chin ponytail face.

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

And fuck Abreu in the fucking stupid ass chin ponytail face.

Sorry Seth Meyers GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

And fuck Abreu in the fucking stupid ass chin ponytail face.

Has it even crossed this guy’s mind to maybe cut that shit off?  We saw Pressly go clean shaven yesterday and he was lights out. This fucker thinks his beard pony tail is more important than the team. Fuck him. 

Let’s at least enjoy and recognize the pure display of power on that HR Yordan hit

changeup moving down and away. Takes it 405’ out to left center 


 

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