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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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I find that offensive as a Ramirez

13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Watch the Astros do something stupid like sign Harold Ramirez.

Welcome our new first baseman:

 

Finally did it!
Hopefully Bagwell will not be involved in whatever they do with regard to roster decisions going forward.

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

What a long and twisted road to: Jon Singleton: Astros regular starting first baseman 

God’s plan is infallible

They aren't even reporting it on MLB Network ticker, but they ran the Vulvabulb DFA. I thought they would love reporting the negative Houston news. That's a lot of money down the drain. 

Well, I'm glad Crane is willing to eat the money at last.

 

Winning streak starts tonight

5 minutes ago, Overlord said:

They aren't even reporting it on MLB Network ticker, but they ran the Vulvabulb DFA. I thought they would love reporting the negative Houston news. That's a lot of money down the drain. 

They finally ran it. 

Can we trade Framber and Lance to Baltimore for Sig Mejdal?

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It had to be done, but I do feel bad for Jose.  Unlike most big free agency busts, his effort was never in question.  Dude just didn't have it anymore.

Same here.  I thought he was really going to do some good things for us, but other than a little spurt at the end of last year that carried over to the playoffs he was horribad.  I hope this convinces Crane that the team ain't Bagwell's fantasy league team and never listens to him again.

Lil Shep just got asked to start taking fungo at first

 

 

Lil Shep just got asked to start taking fungo at first
 
 
Ironically we will be there tonight for the first time in 2024
4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:
24 minutes ago, Mez2 said:
Lil Shep just got asked to start taking fungo at first
 
 

Ironically we will be there tonight for the first time in 2024

“Ironically”

”Coincidence”

Sure Jan.gif

45 minutes ago, Overlord said:

They finally ran it. 

Can we trade Framber and Lance to Baltimore for Sig Mejdal?

Let’s not be stingy.  We can throw in Bagwell also as a token of goodwill.

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It had to be done, but I do feel bad for Jose.  Unlike most big free agency busts, his effort was never in question.  Dude just didn't have it anymore.

Even with the slow start last year, he was one a the few players on the team that produced in the playoffs. He earned last year's salary at least.

Chuy is in West Palm learning how to switch hit and lay off sliders away. 

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

“We can’t get to where we want to go without RELEASING Jose Abreu”

-Joe Espada This month

 

Edited by Snake Diggity

12 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Chuy is in West Palm learning how to switch hit and lay off sliders away. 

He will suffer the same fate as IF before him both Biggio and Pena 

18 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Chuy is in West Palm learning how to switch hit and lay off sliders away. 

He better have a nice Cuban Link when he comes back.

12 minutes ago, Slacks said:

He better have a nice Cuban Link when he comes back.

I hear NOLA is where you get one 

21 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Thank God! Agree with what Pendergast has to say:

 

Holy shit, he got old fast, is he on the same diet as Abreu?

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, he got old fast, is he on the same diet as Abreu?

He’s lost a lot of weight by using SOTA weight loss.

So can we still vote Abreu into the all star game?

4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It had to be done, but I do feel bad for Jose.  Unlike most big free agency busts, his effort was never in question.  Dude just didn't have it anymore.

Why? He’s getting $30MM to fuck off.

7 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Why? He’s getting $30MM to fuck off.

If that happened to me, I would call that winning the lottery

Can report [mention=530]UTPhil2006[/mention] and spaceman just sat down. Dang bandwagon fans
I mean when you wear a helmet it takes awhile to get past all the chicks throwing their panties at you
1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Can report @UTPhil2006 and spaceman just sat down. Dang bandwagon fans


probably about to start the wave 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


probably about to start the wave 

That’s not funny. You ruined it 


probably about to start the wave 
Can confirm I have seen Phil try and start the wave numerous times at games

I'm going to send lilshep down there in next inning to start the wave next to them.

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