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  • Etexhorn13
    Etexhorn13

    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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  • Planet Houston
    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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#9753
13 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Watch the Astros do something stupid like sign Harold Ramirez.

Welcome our new first baseman:

The Blue Jays have designated Daniel Vogelbach for assignment, the team announced.

 

#9754

Finally did it!
Hopefully Bagwell will not be involved in whatever they do with regard to roster decisions going forward.

#9756
1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

What a long and twisted road to: Jon Singleton: Astros regular starting first baseman 

God’s plan is infallible

#9757

 

Hummel is batting .301 with an OPS of .932 with the Space Cowboys. He has 7 HRMostly playing LF, he also played 9 games at 1B https://t.co/FPjkiQN85G

 

#9760

They aren't even reporting it on MLB Network ticker, but they ran the Vulvabulb DFA. I thought they would love reporting the negative Houston news. That's a lot of money down the drain. 

#9763
5 minutes ago, Overlord said:

They aren't even reporting it on MLB Network ticker, but they ran the Vulvabulb DFA. I thought they would love reporting the negative Houston news. That's a lot of money down the drain. 

They finally ran it. 

Can we trade Framber and Lance to Baltimore for Sig Mejdal?

#9764
1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It had to be done, but I do feel bad for Jose.  Unlike most big free agency busts, his effort was never in question.  Dude just didn't have it anymore.

Same here.  I thought he was really going to do some good things for us, but other than a little spurt at the end of last year that carried over to the playoffs he was horribad.  I hope this convinces Crane that the team ain't Bagwell's fantasy league team and never listens to him again.

#9767
Jose Abreu getting that Zoom invite with Dana Brown and HR this morning:

 

#9769
Lil Shep just got asked to start taking fungo at first
 
 
Ironically we will be there tonight for the first time in 2024
#9770
4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:
24 minutes ago, Mez2 said:
Lil Shep just got asked to start taking fungo at first
 
 

Ironically we will be there tonight for the first time in 2024

“Ironically”

”Coincidence”

Sure Jan.gif

#9771
45 minutes ago, Overlord said:

They finally ran it. 

Can we trade Framber and Lance to Baltimore for Sig Mejdal?

Let’s not be stingy.  We can throw in Bagwell also as a token of goodwill.

#9772
2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It had to be done, but I do feel bad for Jose.  Unlike most big free agency busts, his effort was never in question.  Dude just didn't have it anymore.

Even with the slow start last year, he was one a the few players on the team that produced in the playoffs. He earned last year's salary at least.

#9774
2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

“We can’t get to where we want to go without RELEASING Jose Abreu”

-Joe Espada This month

 

Edited by Snake Diggity

#9775
12 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Chuy is in West Palm learning how to switch hit and lay off sliders away. 

He will suffer the same fate as IF before him both Biggio and Pena 

#9776
18 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Chuy is in West Palm learning how to switch hit and lay off sliders away. 

He better have a nice Cuban Link when he comes back.

#9777

Thank God! Agree with what Pendergast has to say:

Four Thoughts on #RIPAbreu Day🥂

 

#9779
21 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Thank God! Agree with what Pendergast has to say:

Four Thoughts on #RIPAbreu Day🥂

 

Holy shit, he got old fast, is he on the same diet as Abreu?

Edited by HtownHorn

#9782
3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit, he got old fast, is he on the same diet as Abreu?

He’s lost a lot of weight by using SOTA weight loss.

#9783
Jose Abreu has finally been released and GM Dana Brown has to sit in front of the media at 3pm today to answer questions on Abreu. That should be Jeff Bagwell facing the media to answer questions in regard to the worst contract in Astros franchise history. #Relentless

 

#9785
4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It had to be done, but I do feel bad for Jose.  Unlike most big free agency busts, his effort was never in question.  Dude just didn't have it anymore.

Why? He’s getting $30MM to fuck off.

#9793
Can report [mention=530]UTPhil2006[/mention] and spaceman just sat down. Dang bandwagon fans
I mean when you wear a helmet it takes awhile to get past all the chicks throwing their panties at you
#9798

probably about to start the wave 
Can confirm I have seen Phil try and start the wave numerous times at games

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