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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

You know things are bad when Dubin is warming up in the second.

Sigh.

Yep, but I’d trust him more than Arrighetti right now.  

This is like watching a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You know things are bad when Dubin is warming up in the second.

Sigh.


there goes the bullpen game tomorrow 

83 mph middle middle changeup, he will be called to pitch the next home run derby.

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

The pizza celebration is fucking stupid.

Brought to you by Little Caesar’s!

Well at least its early. We can still win. LFG motherfuckers

Hope arrighetti is out there still hammered from last night as he would have had no expectation of pitching before 10am this morning 

The good vibes from firing Abreu lasted one whole day.

And JV is not gonna bring anything now on the trade market. Fuck everything. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

And JV is not gonna bring anything now on the trade market. Fuck everything. 

Did you think they would trade him?  I can’t see that coming from either side.

6 minutes ago, dr99 said:

The good vibes from firing Abreu lasted one whole day.


too much motor boating sunk out season 

kate upton GIF

1 hour ago, dr99 said:

The second homerun had a xBA of .180 and the double was .160, so bad luck i guess.

Those two were bad luck. Everything else was artillery practice. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Those two were bad luck. Everything else was artillery practice. 


im still shell shocked 

Left in the T3. 
$372 on tickets, Ninfas and concessions as I took the family to the 1 game of the year. Not great times Bob. 

Why didn’t he challenge that? He looked real damn safe

Left in the T3. 
$372 on tickets, Ninfas and concessions as I took the family to the 1 game of the year. Not great times Bob. 
I would have kicked you in the nuts for half that much
47 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Left in the T3. 
$372 on tickets, Ninfas and concessions as I took the family to the 1 game of the year. Not great times Bob. 

Happy Father’s Day!!! Enjoy your new socks. 

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The Astros are going to score 6, then Pressly will fuck it up.

That would be fun to watch in a shitty way.

It doesnt get much low pressure than being down 6 runs and montero still manages to suck ass

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