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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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#10109

Ok i had been holding on, but I'm done. Put the tombstone up. These fucks are done.

Wouldnt shock me if they are swept.


What am I supposed to do the next 4 months now?

#10113
9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Ok i had been holding on, but I'm done. Put the tombstone up. These fucks are done.

Wouldnt shock me if they are swept.


What am I supposed to do the next 4 months now?

CJ Stroud and company report to training camp in 1 month! 😁

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#10117
‼️The Astros miss Martin Maldonado.Maldy took a lot of flak from fans because of the lack of production at the plate. His impact behind the plate and in the clubhouse is why he's been in the league for 15 years.🗣️"Just the confidence that he transmitted to the pitcher when…


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#10118
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

We're just gonna let Bregman walk?


we’ll make a qualifying offer for the pick, but I’d move him if you can

our system needs a talent infusion 

#10128

Dana is catching the tail end of this mess. Last year’s draft is showing something, we need a great 2024 draft. He’s moving zero players until crane gives him the green light. IMO, crane and Bagwell are still thinking we can catch the M’s, just need a 10 game win streak and sweep the M’s !!!!

I’d prefer we don’t rush back Garcia and LMJ. Retool for a 2025 run. Injuries sunk the season. 9 fucking pitchers on the injured list 

 

#10129
2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

What stupid shit is he saying now?

Nothing new tonight, but over the past several weeks he has insisted this team is on the right track, they'll turn it around, no need to panic, and "there is no scenario where the Astros will be sellers at the trade deadline". 

There's optimism and stubbornness, and Dana is the latter.

#10130
2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Nothing new tonight, but over the past several weeks he has insisted this team is on the right track, they'll turn it around, no need to panic, and "there is no scenario where the Astros will be sellers at the trade deadline". 

There's optimism and stubbornness, and Dana is the latter.


that’s reading the boss 

#10132
1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Nothing new tonight, but over the past several weeks he has insisted this team is on the right track, they'll turn it around, no need to panic, and "there is no scenario where the Astros will be sellers at the trade deadline". 

There's optimism and stubbornness, and Dana is the latter.

What should the GM be saying instead?  “Yeah, we are totally fucked.  We have sucked shit through a straw all year and I don’t expect it to stop. I’ve got all our good players on the trade block and honestly we are looking at the draft lottery odds more than we are looking at playoff odds.  The trade deadline and 2025 can’t get here fast enough.”

#10133

Dana is saying what he is allowed or told to say. This shit isn't difficult, Dana is GM in title only when it comes to the make up of the actual 26 man roster, those decisions are being made by Crane and his HOF crew. Dana is here to rebuild the minor leagues through the draft, something he is really good at doing. We are starting to see the fruits of his 1st draft.

Dana and Espada were hired because they agreed to let Crane meddle in everything.

#10135
9 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

What should the GM be saying instead?  “Yeah, we are totally fucked.  We have sucked shit through a straw all year and I don’t expect it to stop. I’ve got all our good players on the trade block and honestly we are looking at the draft lottery odds more than we are looking at playoff odds.  The trade deadline and 2025 can’t get here fast enough.”

he would get more respect if he did lol 

#10136
ESPN's latest MLB mock draft has the Astros selecting Dakota Jordan.https://t.co/mSkqHmGqIE

 

#10139

Honest question. Do yall trust this organization to rebuild? Is Dana Brown the guy and if so, can he do it without Crane/Bagwell meddling?

#10140
3 minutes ago, drewlaws said:

Honest question. Do yall trust this organization to rebuild? Is Dana Brown the guy and if so, can he do it without Crane/Bagwell meddling?


its going to be a ‘reload’ for 2025, not a rebuild. The core is in place. Crane isn’t giving up on a 2025 run

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#10141
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


its going to be a ‘reload’ for 2025, not a rebuild. The core is in place. Crane isn’t giving up on a 2025 run

Don't they already have Brice Matthews playing some 3B like Bergman did?  

#10142
Brice Matthews had two hits and two stolen bases in his AA debut yesterday. Such a pretty swing from a strong athlete with good power.

 

#10143
Awesome stat. Altuve is 30 homers away from joining 250/250 and 80 homers away from joining Mays as the only players with a career average over .300 and 300 HR/300 SB. https://t.co/eGAhEXO3jq


 

im calling it now, Altuve isn’t a first ballot HoF. East and West coast voters are going to ghost him. 

#10146

Still no Yordan.

Bunch of fucking losers man 

 

Astros vs. White Sox LHP Crochet:

 

#10148

lulz 

 

#Astros prospect Forrest Whitley (elbow) is scheduled to begin a rehab assignment in the Rookie-level Florida Complex League today.The righty’s last appearance came April 21 for Triple-A Sugar Land.

 

#10149

Don't worry guys, help is on the way!

 

Lance McCullers Jr says he's hitting over 90 MPH bullpen sessions. It's been a little over a year since major surgery. It's significant to see this progress

 

#10150

Lance needs to quit throwing to no one and just be activated because the longer he fucks around in BP sessions and rehab stints the quicker he is gonna get hurt again.  We need to milk him for his 20 innings now.  

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