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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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2 hours ago, drewlaws said:

Honest question. Do yall trust this organization to rebuild? Is Dana Brown the guy and if so, can he do it without Crane/Bagwell meddling?

Yes, I trust Dana Brown to make intelligent decisions in scouting and drafting. I do not trust Bagwell/Crane to stay the course. Crane's corporate money is going to dry up as well when the Texans reclaim the #1 spot on the Houston sports mantle, because Hannah unfucked everything. It's been a complete 180 for Cal McNair in the court of public opinion in the last 2 years, while at the same time, Crane has gone from humble owner to #2 villian, though he will never catch Tilman.

Dana Brown is good at his job.  Possibly even very good.  He just doesn't have the power he should.  I am still holding out hope that it changes.  

The narrative around her that Brown sucks is completely silly.  Same with Click even though I was not as high on him overall.  

Some of y'all expect Brown to commit career suicide and say Crane is meddling.  Literally no GM would do that in the MLB.  It would be completely stupid. Dana know the other teams around the league know what's going on, so what's the point?

Dana is going to be very disillusioned once he realizes his job was to build up the farm, only so Crane and Bagwell can use it to trade for 3 month rentals... 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Why do the Astros hate loperfido?

Cooper Hummel, huh?  Dios mio.

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6 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Why do the Astros hate loperfido?

not eligible to be called back up yet

but probably because he struck out 39.5% of the time

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5 hours ago, drewlaws said:

Honest question. Do yall trust this organization to rebuild? Is Dana Brown the guy and if so, can he do it without Crane/Bagwell meddling?

What choice do we have? 

Obviously didn't hit him cause he didn't even react

Lulz, Caratini sliding when he's out by 10', and then ends up hurting his leg. Only the Astros could be this lucky.

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Caratini broken leg confirmed dead

We might put him on the IL next Tuesday

Edited by WBT

Missed strike call warranted cause Korey Lees dumbass is pulling pitches 18 inches higher than they really are like a dickweed

Just now, Scraps said:

Missed strike call warranted cause Korey Lees dumbass is pulling pitches 18 inches higher than they really are like a dickweed

Maldy taught him better than that

Jake Meyers fucking sucks. Laughing at wulow buying that hot month.

This team has no idea what a strike is.

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Lulz, Caratini about to get Wally Pipp'd

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Of course we give up a homer to one of the worst fucks in the league. Please do Mashitty next!

Crochet's ball must be moving 1-2' because we are consistently swinging at balls that end up 1' inside.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I would really like that pick.  One of the best ceiling college players that will be available where Houston will pick.

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Jake Meyers fucking sucks. Laughing at wulow buying that hot month.

timely

So we have 18 hits in 16 innings this series...and 3 runs scored. That should be much harder to do than these guys make it appear.

Edit: Now 4 runs in 17 innings. I clearly spoke too soon! 

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hey, someone on our team that y'all can call for to bunt in extras

Did Salazar just become my favorite Astros player after tonight?

Manufactured a leadoff double into an insurance run.  Who are these guys?

1 minute ago, WBT said:

timely

absolutely, he was 0 was his last 12. I am sure with this breakout he will go back on another epic run like the past 10 games.

What you gonna do brother when Julkamania runs wild over you?

Having to pinch hit for a guy you are paying 5/$75M is embarrassing.

 

I mean, not like cutting a 3/$58M guy, but...

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Save situation....whats that?

Just to be sure, let's bring the tying run up to the plate

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Lance. You are approaching Ben Simmons levels of workout videos at this point. 
Get back in lineup or quit talking 

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Having to pinch hit for a guy you are paying 5/$75M is embarrassing.

 

I mean, not like cutting a 3/$58M guy, but...


that guy has fallen off the cliff. glad we avoided him

Good win to beat Crochet.  I was afraid he'd shut us down and we'd lose the series 

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Good win to beat Crochet.  I was afraid he'd shut us down and we'd lose the series 

Hunter Brown is the lefty killer. Two of the best in the AL he has taken out in back to back starts.

Hunter Brown update

Last 6 GS, 3-1, 37 IP, 25 H, 7 ER, 8 BBs, 41 Ks.

He had a streak of 16 consecutive scoreless innings broken tonight. If the radar guns are to be believed was routinely hitting 97-99 through the 1st 3 innings.

I sure hope Yordan is back today 

12 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Jake Meyers fucking sucks. Laughing at wulow buying that hot month.

This team has no idea what a strike is.

Interesting day to stand on this one as he has 2 doubles but sure. He has more outs above average than any player in MLb and a 700 plus ops. Dfa candidate imo. 

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