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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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  • Planet Houston
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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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I like Yainer!

On top of everything else, the dusty-maldy connection cost us the roy draft pick last year

Pena with the HR. The season has officially turned around

Maybe we need to wear these stupid Space City uniforms more often.

Yanier flat out crushed that shoulder high fb, dude is strong with serious bat speed.

9 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We’re gonna score 15 tonight and feel so good

 

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9 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We’re gonna score 15 tonight and feel so good

 

I am approaching Carlos Lee level of hate for Abreu. Can’t keep running him out there.

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I am approaching Carlos Lee level of hate for Abreu. Can’t keep running him out there.

Maybe you should blame Dana Brown for signing him to 3 years with no options.

Kirk has the physique of a little league catcher.

4 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Maybe you should blame Dana Brown for signing him to 3 years with no options.

Can’t pin that on Dana. That was a Crane/Bagwell decision.

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I did not have Ronel as our stopper after 4 games in to the season

Keeping the good spring vibes going.

The starters haven't been the problem though.

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15 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I am approaching Carlos Lee level of hate for Abreu. Can’t keep running him out there.

Yeah, I was even hoping we’d sign J.D. Martinez when he became available late to play 1st base until I remembered Abreu’s stupid contract.

Errbody getting a hit

See ya Bowden.  More of a Terry than a Bobby dadgum.

Just like going pee when you're drinking. Once you break the seal you pee the rest of the night. The hit/run seal has been broken. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Just like going pee when you're drinking. Once you break the seal you pee the rest of the night. The hit/run seal has been broken. 

Please be the same for winning at home this season!

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Just like going pee when you're drinking. Once you break the seal you pee the rest of the night. The hit/run seal has been broken. 

Smoke weed, huh? 

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26 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Can’t pin that on Dana. That was a Crane/Bagwell decision.

 

You are so predictably hilarious. For the rest of us.

 

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3 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

It was Dana Brown’s idea to transition Blanco into a starter.

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1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

King Tuck. 

Oh boy. We all know what happens the day after scoring 10 runs. 

Yeah let's break that streak too for crying out loud. 

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

King Tuck. 

Oh boy. We all know what happens the day after scoring 10 runs. 

Yeah but now we don't have to worry about Chas sitting the next 3 games and Dubon batting #2. 

The regular season shouldn't start until April.  March games are un-American 

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We’re gonna score 15 tonight and feel so good

This is aging well. 

Yainer wouldn't have played for a week afterwards if he did this last season.

Just now, TejasPedro said:

This is aging well. 

We did this last year. Can’t score for multiple games then explode for 10+. 

Who called 11 runs tonight?

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2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

"Is Yanier playing catcher?"

"Yes"

"Just checking "

Zing!

That was good. 

I honestly don’t get the hate for Kalas around here. Sure he flubs a bit, but I think he’s overall a pretty great announcer. 

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