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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Is Pressley down today?

Please dear God somebody say yes. 
 

If we don’t hold, I don’t think I’ll make it. 

So far this is my favorite game of the year. The most expensive…but fun!

Jake would have had that! 😊

Did Altuve throw a shoe on the way to 3rd? 

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

And made the CF look bad, win-win


Jake makes that catch for them !!!!

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

How the hell does Altuve not score? 

Knowing Altuve, we'd probably have one out if he had tried.

Edited by David Dennison

26 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Jake! 
maybe a 5th Of. That one doesn’t count though. Reasons. 

Didn't even have to rely on unsustainable babip for that one

1 minute ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:


still cannot figure this out

Even if he was tagging he should have been able to score once the ball bounced on the track.  I don't get it.

what in the actual fuck was he doing?

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

How the hell does Altuve not score? 

He went right when he was supposed to go left

I think that was a catch and drop on the transfer.  And that's why Gunnar wasn't sure what to do. 

Glad the ump didn't call it that way or it would have been a double or even triple play.

Edited by WBT

That should be a hit. Catching that ball was not an ordinary effort play. Outstanding to glove it and then everything went to shit (for the O’s). 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

what in the actual fuck was he doing?

I think he thought he could get a double play. Tag and then throw to first. When he missed his brain just locked up. 

Didn’t even put the ball in play. 
 

Atta boy Rake Farm

lulz, even Singleton did something

Ya’ll keep talking shit about that fat fuck Singleton

The dreaded double digit runs scored. We'll be scoreless the rest of the weekend. 

damn, is this our best inning in like 3 years?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Doobie needs to play every day 

He could be everyday shortstop for a lot of teams. Maybe this one.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Loperfido 3-4


I’m about to text his sister

Holy shit. J Lo. Take a bow. You’re a major leaguer. 

This is a beatdown. I take full credit as me and like 7 kids from baseball team are here for game. Stros just shit pumping Os

Loperfido has charisma and swagger you wouldn’t expect at his age, and quiet confidence .

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

This is a beatdown. I take full credit as me and like 7 kids from baseball team are here for game. Stros just shit pumping Os


get one of those kids warming up for the O’s 

I still don’t run Pressly out in the 8th. 
 

No fucking way

12 hours ago, Scraps said:

But TK will remind us 13 times on the telecast that we haven't been able to break the 5 under mark numerous times!

Aarrrrrrrrghhhh

1 minute ago, BrickTop said:

Loperfido has charisma and swagger you wouldn’t expect at his age, and quiet confidence .

Do you write novels, bro?

Bloss's shoulder is going to need surgery, but what a hell of an inning.

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