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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


I’m about to text his sister

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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Loperfido 3-4

Send him back down to AAA for more seasoning. Maybe when he gets recalled in July he will go 4-4.

Edited by HtownHorn

I don't know, it barely made the upper deck.

Hernandez needs to get his shot together. Diaz needs to go out there

Boy, Gunner went no lube on Hernandez. 
 

He’s gonna need a pregnancy test. 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

We are going to have to use Abreu, Pressly, and Hader, aren't we?

In a 10 run game?

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Edited by WBT

Rewatching the 4th Bloss looked fine (same exact motions after every pitch) until the strike out breaking ball for second out. He immediately grimaced and started rolling his arm/shoulder.
 

Also in the fourth (besides hot sister and Jules)

 

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Edited by ChickenSandwich

Ok. I am sending a couple of 14U pitchers down from section 122. 
 

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Ok. I am sending a couple of 14U pitchers down from section 122. 
 

7 kids from your kid’s baseball team in section 122

nice humblebrag 

fucking cougar high

THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.....tell your mom I said Hi

28 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Astros have best run differential in division. 

Maybe not by the time this game is over!  

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Can we get 5 outs before they get 6 runs?

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Fuck it, let’s DFA Montero, too.  Clean break with GM Crane.

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5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You were saying?

Oh noes, they've almost cut it in half

I’m getting thrown out of this game if I’m the coach.

If we lose this game, I submit the death penalty be reinstated. Don’t worry about the college and professional stuff. That’s all just semantics. 
 

Bring it back
 

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