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Astro's pushed Baltimore’s Shit in!

David Pierce shit canned!

Bregman is shitting all over the ball!

Holy Shit! It really is happening!

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Astro's pushed Baltimore’s Shit in!
David Pierce shit canned!
Bregman is shitting all over the ball!
Holy Shit! It really is happening!
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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

😍😍😍😍😍

 

Did he go back on the IL? If he could stay healthy, he could help the bullpen out.

You nonbelievers will get religion after the LMC-Whitley tandem start clinches the World Series this fall.

And yes, both will immediately go on the IL afterward.  Assholes

5 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Todays a good day to cut Singelton and hire Schloss 

I might be Jesus 


 
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This is literally the fucking definition of bandwagon post...Truck Yard didn't even exist.

Lucky's or Home Plate.

What little I've seen on MLB concerning the weekend series suggested Baltimore never actually bothered to travel to MMP. The pundits can't quite get their heads around the reality of it and clearly don't want to credit Houston for having pulled the shocker. Can't say I blame them for being stunned, because we all were...but let's not ignore how impressive the Astros were. 

If we are over .500 at the AS break with confirmed return dates for Garcia and McCullers, I will start to think our streak will continue.

The big 3 bullpen is starting to show more elite performances than not.

In June, they are 0-2, 9 Hld, 7 Sv, 27 IP, 2.15 era, 0.920 WHIP, 9 BBs, 30 Ks, 3.33 SO/BB. The last 2 need to be higher. The team is 8-2 when they pitch, and the team is 13-7 so far in June, which is a 105 win pace.

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

If we are over .500 at the AS break with confirmed return dates for Garcia and McCullers, I will start to think our streak will continue.

I keep saying if we are within in 4 come all star break, we winning this bitch.  

5 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

I keep saying if we are within in 4 come all star break, we winning this bitch.  

We could very well be within 4 by happy hour on Wednesday.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

We could very well be within 4 by happy hour on Wednesday.

Seattle @ Tampa

Texas @ Milwaukee

Yep.

I think we win the division even if we aren't within 4 by AS break. Seattle will blow it.

I have been riding that wave for awhile....i had a small lapse of judgement last week because losing to the white sox pissed me off to that point lol

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think we win the division even if we aren't within 4 by AS break. Seattle will blow it.

I have been riding that wave for awhile....i had a small lapse of judgement last week because losing to the white sox pissed me off to that point lol
 

That was such a bad loss to the White Sox that I'm still not able to fully enjoy the Baltimore sweep. 

I hope we pissed off Baltimore because 7 of thier next 10 are against Seattle and Texas.

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I hope we pissed off Baltimore because 7 of thier next 10 are against Seattle and Texas.


that sweep might be the kick in the ass they need to get focused 

Jon Singleton is 7th in the AL all star voting for first base

that's only one spot lower than where Bregman and Pena currently sit for their respective positions.

what a world

Damn some of you love an empty BA.  If it's between Dubon and Singleton, sure I guess.
 

Singleton is too fat and slow to be that sloppy, I feel when he has runners behind him he gums up the works, similar to Rowdy Tellez but shittier.

More fake tweets. Wasn't his debut or first hit. Just more fake news for twitter dorks to hate on the Astros

5 hours ago, Scraps said:

I think we win the division even if we aren't within 4 by AS break. Seattle will blow it.

I have been riding that wave for awhile....i had a small lapse of judgement last week because losing to the white sox pissed me off to that point lol
 


The Astros were 10 games back after last Tuesdays shutout loss to the White Sox.

 

Happy Very Funny GIF by Disney Zootopia

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


The Astros were 10 games back after last Tuesdays shutout loss to the White Sox.

 

Happy Very Funny GIF by Disney Zootopia

The day I declared the season over, life comes at you fast.

2 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

The day I declared the season over, life comes at you fast.


same, I was ready to dump everyone and half the people in this thread !!!

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


same, I was ready to dump everyone and half the people in this thread !!!

I was ready to dump myself

54 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Mariners choked away a 3-1 lead in the 8th to lose 4-3.  Nice.

Rangers losing as well after leading early.

Episode 67 of breathing orange fire is up. I make a detailed and stat based argument that the Astros are actually a good team disguised as a mediocre one. Listen up dummies- this is actually good work. 
 

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5Zbd1dDPTdWRnGIrohlNeE?si=u-1fqrXTStCyl4SUeQ1-iw

Episode 67 of breathing orange fire is up. I make a detailed and stat based argument that the Astros are actually a good team disguised as a mediocre one. Listen up dummies- this is actually good work. 
 

 

God damn even Correa thinks Tucker is a fucking pussy

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

God damn even Correa thinks Tucker is a fucking pussy

 

The Astros against Austin Gomber: Altuve 4, Bregman 5, Alvarez DH, Diaz 2, Peña 6, Meyers 8, Dubón 3, McCormick 9, Loperfido 7

Brown RHP

31 minutes ago, Scraps said:

God damn even Correa thinks Tucker is a fucking pussy

How many games have we won since Tucker's injury and getting rid of Abreu?

Tucker has never been a wuss about injuries, so I assume he's out because it's still really sore.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Tucker has never been a wuss about injuries, so I assume he's out because it's still really sore.


a sore bone sounds painful 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I’m not sure he’s with a whole lot more than $18m on the open market if he can’t get 140 innings in, anyway.  

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

 

What Astros should offer Phillies is a dick up the ass and dirty sanchez as we win the world series against them in 2024. 

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