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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Finish this guy....don't let him off the hook easy

Rake farm!

Damn Pena, why'd you have to fuck it up?

Rays just took the lead over Seattle on a 2-run triple

wake up Yainer, shit

Chazzy Fizz!!

6 singles, damn

I think Stros gonna score 24 tonight

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Rays just took the lead over Seattle on a 2-run triple

And follow it up with a HR.  6-2 Rays after 6.

Hit both my first half overs in the 1st inning, no screaming at the tv tonight. 

Was up in Cleveland last week put the curse on the Ms. Was sad to see ole Stankleg pitches for them now.

Here is someone's package for Skubal.

Melton(#1), Matthews(#5), Barber(#34), and Jose Fleury.

Skubal has 2.5 years of team control.

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think we broke the Orioles

They need to get it together. Have M’s and ranger’s coming up. 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think we broke the Orioles

The Njuns are a pretty solid squad this year

Hunter Brown ERA watch: 4.42

Less than a run every other inning.  Kind of hard to believe.

29 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think we broke the Orioles

We tend to do that to AL East teams.

Hunter Brown ERA watch: 4.42
Less than a run every other inning.  Kind of hard to believe.
He makes me ragey cause i had him on my fantasy team wayyyy too long then dropped him and he hasn't sucked since. Fucking asshole. Yall can thank me

Thanks for the 9ER that one game bitch

Can Hunter Brown make the all star team? Lol

Got out of trouble again.  Brown is dealing again!  Have to manage innings, though.

1.47 ERA in his last 7 starts (back to May 22)

or

0.36 in his last 4 if you want to go that route


will finish with 1.16 for the month of June 

Edited by UTexasFight

Jake 2/3 with single and double  dfa him! 750 ops with gold glove defense in CF. 

Nice 3U, Kelly Leak

Maybe Ron Washington was right - Playing 1B is difficult.

6 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Maybe Ron Washington was right - Playing 1B is difficult.

Untrue. Any moron with a glove can do it 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Untrue. Any moron with a glove can do it 

Billy Beane agrees.

5 hours ago, LCHorn said:

I’m not sure he’s with a whole lot more than $18m on the open market if he can’t get 140 innings in, anyway.  

Yeah I’m not sure where JV’s head is at, but he should really be doing everything he can to get that option to vest.  The open market will not be great to him coming off a mediocre injury filled season in his 40s.

5 hours ago, Scraps said:

 

Astros can’t sell with how well they’re playing, but if they did, this is not a bad deal, if the Phillies covered 50% of Castellanos’ contract for 2025 and 2026.  Miller/Abel/Caba are elite prospects.

37 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Jake 2/3 with single and double  dfa him! 750 ops with gold glove defense in CF. 

So this unbelievable game raises his average in June to .202 (including a 3/22 BB/SO ratio), a June where we didn't see you post jack and shit about Meyers until this past week. 

Keep sucking that dick, let's trade him for Julio Rodriguez obviously he's better than that JAG who is at .257/.308/.343/.651. 

 

Edited by HtownHorn

Too many Pena Coladas last night

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Three weeks from today ?

 

 

6 hours ago, Scraps said:

God damn even Correa thinks Tucker is a fucking pussy

Starting to feel like Springer's rookie year.  I mean, not really, I hope.

y'all keep talking shit about Pressly

30 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Maybe Ron Washington was right - Playing 1B is difficult.

Untrue. Any moron with a glove can do it 

3/4 and a 750 ops for Jake. He’s terrible. Because he had a month with good babip but we should ignore the one with bad babip or something. 
Dfa. Dfa. Dfa. 

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