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get it together framber shit

I don't want to read 3 pages of surly saying you need machete back

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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3 minutes ago, WBT said:

these caps are ass my dude


look like Walmart caps 

Fucking framber msn

bring in king 

Damn that was lucky cause dumbass shouldn't have even swung at that pitch

I guess slugfests are American?

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

get it together framber shit

I don't want to read 3 pages of surly saying you need machete back

Wait, is he available?!!!!

they should show one of those in altuve's highlight reel for his hof induction

19 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Well we did beat them in Canada on Canada day so perhaps it is someone who wanted a team to asset US dominance. Now if only Espada knew how to fill out a lineup card 

Maybe the Canadians should stick to hockey …. errrr … forget that.

Wait, is he available?!!!!
He homered yesterday so now it will cost 2 meat Rudy's BBQ plate instead of 1 meat

That was the worst fucking AB I have ever seen an umpire have with Yordan there. And then that cocksucker has the nerve to get out from behind home plate and shout at the astros dugout?  
if Espada wasn’t a gigantic pussy he’d be done for the day. I’d have started a blood fund to last the rest of my life with that jackass home plate ump. 

14 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

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2017 Altuve:  you fuckers better not tell me what pitch is coming

Completely and totally shut the astros down in the second and 3rd inning. He’s singlehandedly (well and Framber) keeping them in the game. 
I can’t believe anyone is against robot umps. 

19 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Maybe the Canadians should stick to hockey …. errrr … forget that.

They are on a 31 year skid in both baseball & hockey just with 1 MLB team haha

What. The. Fuck. Lol that was awesome

43 minutes ago, WBT said:

get it together framber shit

I don't want to read 3 pages of surly saying you need machete back

He needs caratini back 

Imagine that in the 9th inning the other day

Add me to the list of trading Loperfido while he has value.   We have Cabbage and they are the same player but he has no value

damn fine inning for Bregman even if George was safe

Bregman's defense is going to be missed next year

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Gonna have to drill Vlad for that bullshit. 

We don't want to hurt him in case we can make a trade. Better go after Stuttering George.

You hit no one in a one run game. Need the W. Fuck the bullshit

10 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

Yordan gave him a death stare


that was f’n bullshit 

19 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Very nice defensive inning for Bregs 


his glove is elite 


that was f’n bullshit 

I agree, and as much as I’d of loved to see him charge the mound, he’s too valuable to lose for any length of time.

Framber has a rabbits foot up his ass today. Two rockets from the same guy right at Bregman. 

If this holds here Bregman is your player of the game with 2 knocks and awesome defense. 

Need to get JP a permanent visa

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