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3 minutes ago, texashorne said:

We have an entire rotation on the DL plus Tucker and Caratini yet we keep winning. WTF were we doing in April

Practicing?

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3 minutes ago, texashorne said:

We have an entire rotation on the DL plus Tucker and Caratini yet we keep winning. WTF were we doing in April

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3 minutes ago, texashorne said:

We have an entire rotation on the DL plus Tucker and Caratini yet we keep winning. WTF were we doing in April


fire Dana !!!

fire espada !!!!

dfa singleton !!!

 

altuve wanta to play tomorrow 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

38 pitch inning. Lots of seeing eye hits and foul balls. Major league debut and you know he was amped. Was really dumb to send him back out. Baltimore announcers (and me) even first guessed it. 

36.

contreras was 32 tonight before finally getting the hook 

We need a fucking starter back, that can go fucking 6 or 7 innings 

Altuve all smiles during post-game interview. Says hand is already starting to feel better. I highly doubt he'll be back in action immediately, but I'm not currently expecting a prolonged absence.

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12 minutes ago, texashorne said:

We have an entire rotation on the DL plus Tucker and Caratini yet we keep winning. WTF were we doing in April

Panicking.

32 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

If that is what the team is putting out there it probably means they will have to amputate

 

Chubbs-Peterson.webp

6 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Altuve all smiles during post-game interview. Says hand is already starting to feel better. I highly doubt he'll be back in action immediately, but I'm not currently expecting a prolonged absence.

Give him 3 days off.

back for the homestand.

play 6 and tell him to skip Arlington and see you in Seattle 

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Maybe after the all star break we can get some players back ????

Is that before we send Pressly and Jake to Baltimore?

4 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Is that before we send Pressly and Jake to Baltimore?


they need a bregman in that clubhouse 

And you know what? The organization is grinding, scratching, and clawing to get every possible inch out of our pitchers. And we did Bloss. 

And yet, every two weeks Lance McCullers gets a nice, big, fat ACH Direct Deposit into his bank account. 

Yea, I thought he performed well in that HEB commercial, but come on man. 

1 hour ago, Overlord said:

And you know what? The organization is grinding, scratching, and clawing to get every possible inch out of our pitchers. And we did Bloss. 

And yet, every two weeks Lance McCullers gets a nice, big, fat ACH Direct Deposit into his bank account. 

Yea, I thought he performed well in that HEB commercial, but come on man. 


heart of a champion …

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


heart of a champion …

Is McCullers contract not guaranteed? Or is it medical insured so the Astros could have cut him a year ago and got 50% of his money back?

I believe that depends on the player retiring.

9 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I believe that depends on the player retiring.

Or the IQ of management

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7 hours ago, Overlord said:

And you know what? The organization is grinding, scratching, and clawing to get every possible inch out of our pitchers. And we did Bloss. 

And yet, every two weeks Lance McCullers gets a nice, big, fat ACH Direct Deposit into his bank account. 

Yea, I thought he performed well in that HEB commercial, but come on man. 

Don’t forget the bullpen videos he posts showing him fighting to get back. 

Hey he threw 5 consecutive pitches the other day without blowing out his arm.

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Contreras down, Ort up

3B Bregman
SS Peña
DH Alvarez
C Diaz
1B Singleton
CF Meyers
CF Dubón
LF McCormick
RF Loperfido

P Brown

What’s an Ort?

We need our best Jake and Joey today. And Hunter to stay on his game. To leave Minnesota with a series win would feel like a real victory now. 

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

What’s an Ort?

We need our best Jake and Joey today. And Hunter to stay on his game. To leave Minnesota with a series win would feel like a real victory now. 

I think he’s related to Orbit 

Contreras down, Ort up
3B Bregman
SS Peña
DH Alvarez
C Diaz
1B Singleton
CF Meyers
CF Dubón
LF McCormick
RF Loperfido
P Brown
2 CFs...cool I guess
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:
14 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:
Contreras down, Ort up
3B Bregman
SS Peña
DH Alvarez
C Diaz
1B Singleton
CF Meyers
CF Dubón
LF McCormick
RF Loperfido
P Brown

2 CFs...cool I guess

Works in slo pitch. Espada is cutting edge tactician. 

Just gonna make turning double plays pretty difficult

I’m still pissed we didn’t drill Correa in the ribs last night. Bases loaded. Perfect deniability. Nobody hits someone on purpose with bases loaded. 
I’m only being half facetious.

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:
25 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:
Contreras down, Ort up
3B Bregman
SS Peña
DH Alvarez
C Diaz
1B Singleton
CF Meyers
CF Dubón
LF McCormick
RF Loperfido
P Brown

2 CFs...cool I guess

Ha. I blame the Chron reporter who tweeted it first 

Altuve: "Put me in coach."

 

big hand GIF

He’s fucking with me with Ort. He’s trying to set the team record for most pitchers used in the season. 

5 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Is McCullers contract not guaranteed? Or is it medical insured so the Astros could have cut him a year ago and got 50% of his money back?


You can buy insurance for time on the DL 

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He’s fucking with me with Ort. He’s trying to set the team record for most pitchers used in the season. 


has to be first man up today 
 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


has to be first man up today 
 

Ort to be 

Win today and we Can throw grae tomorrow 

 

how bad ass was machete, he’s thrown a scoreless mlb inning 

 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I don't hate that lineup.

Exact words that popped into my head just now. 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I don't hate that lineup.


it’s not like we have any options 

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need a fucking starter back, that can go fucking 6 or 7 innings 

Very few starters go 7 innings anymore.

Gonna be position players if this goes sideways, but hey at least we hit Miranda

4 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

Gonna be position players if this goes sideways, but hey at least we hit Miranda

That was a fair ball 

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