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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Just now, UTexasFight said:

Meyers drawing a walk after down 0-2.

have to make them pay

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Was hoping for a real reverse jinx with a 2 run hit for Jake- no such luck- but being down 0-2 that was a really qualify AB. Couple fouled off pitches and didn’t get himself out. 

Dubon has to do more there. 

 

 

Me too. Shit.

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Brown pitched into bad luck early. He got hit hard later. He gave up 7 runs. 
gutting it out and getting through 6 with all that said with the bullpen torched is stud behavior. 

Arrighetti needs to give us a good one tomorrow and go fucking celebrate a 7-3 road trip against not the easiest crew ever. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Arrighetti needs to give us a good one tomorrow and go fucking celebrate a 7-3 road trip against not the easiest crew ever. 

If we win tomorrow I will be thrilled.

Was it over when we were down 6 after 7 on Memorial Day 2017?!

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No. But that 2017 lineup ain’t walking through the clubhouse today

So which guy should Montero plunk? Perfect situation for it at minimal cost. 

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

So which guy should Montero plunk? Perfect situation for it at minimal cost. 

Buxton

So which guy should Montero plunk? Perfect situation for it at minimal cost. 

Espada
31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I guess we're just gonna take it.

Team has no spine. That’s why you have guys like Contreras Hernandez and Ort on the team. 

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Montero should be sent down to AA.

He’s doing remarkable considering he’s totally lost the ability to strike out batters and has been really lucky on balls in play.  I’d DFA him.

13 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

So which guy should Montero plunk? Perfect situation for it at minimal cost. 

Correa. Always Correa. 

4 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Team has no spine. That’s why you have guys like Contreras Hernandez and Ort on the team. 

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If we can’t protect our best hitter then what then what the hell are doing? This is why I love hockey. You don’t breathe on the other teams best player without repercussions. They should be afraid to pitch inside to Yordan for fear they might hit him. Send one of ours to the hospital we send one of yours to the morgue!! 

I’ll stop drinking now. I love hurricane parties. 

If we can’t protect our best hitter then what then what the hell are doing? This is why I love hockey. You don’t breathe on the other teams best player without repercussions. They should be afraid to pitch inside to Yordan for fear they might hit him. Send one of ours to the hospital we send one of yours to the morgue!! 

I’ll stop drinking now. I love hurricane parties. 

Problem is, we have no enforcers.

Losses like today make me wonder how we ever went on a long winning streak. Thankfully we can turn it all around tomorrow.

Quitter, the hurricane isn’t even here yet.

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7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Didn't lose any ground today. Hopefully Altuve is back tomorrow.

Especially since Yordan won’t be

 

(probably)

I am surprised we haven't given Blumbaugh a shot over having a retarded manager trying to navigate 2 bullpen games, especially when we don't have a guy on the roster whose job it is to pitch 3-4 innings out of the pen.

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15 pound brisket went on at 10pm. Hoping to take it off somewhere around gametime tomorrow. Celebratory cut after a victory. Wind, rain, vodka, brisket. The four food groups.

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20 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Bregman

Pena

Diaz

Singleton

Meyers

Dubon

McCormick

Loperfido/Cabbage

Salazar

 

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Pretty close!

glad Altuve is back 

Yesterday is what happens when you play 2 CFs and no 2B.

Astros vs. Twins RHP Woods Richardson:

2B Altuve, SS Peña, 3B Bregman, DH Diaz, 1B Singleton, LF Dubón, CF Meyers, RF McCormick, C Salazar. P Arrighetti.

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Now that Houston knows Verlander’s option won’t vest, that’s $17M cleared from next season’s payroll obligations.  If they attach prospects to Montero to dump his salary, they should have some solid financial flexibility at the deadline and possibly into the offseason.

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1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

Now that Houston knows Verlander’s option won’t vest, that’s $17M cleared from next season’s payroll obligations.  If they attach prospects to Montero to dump his salary, they should have some solid financial flexibility at the deadline and possibly into the offseason.

100%, they need to dump Montero in any deal to level out the money. Graveman is another arm that could be used to offset money, I like Flaherty as well, and he is only signed $14M, though I am not sure if you can trade someone on the 60-day IL.

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1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

Now that Houston knows Verlander’s option won’t vest, that’s $17M cleared from next season’s payroll obligations.  If they attach prospects to Montero to dump his salary, they should have some solid financial flexibility at the deadline and possibly into the offseason.

I offer him 2/40 right now. Would even go 3/60

17 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I offer him 2/40 right now. Would even go 3/60

I want JV to win 300 in an astros uniform and be the last guy to ever do it. I’d offer 4/60 to spread the money around and give him that extra year if he gets to like 265 this year and then won something like 30 games over the next 3 years and needed 5 more or something. 

16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I want JV to win 300 in an astros uniform and be the last guy to ever do it. I’d offer 4/60 to spread the money around and give him that extra year if he gets to like 265 this year and then won something like 30 games over the next 3 years and needed 5 more or something. 

Pretty sure he’s already deferring a lot what’s another 10 mil? Kates purse fund?

22 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I want JV to win 300 in an astros uniform and be the last guy to ever do it. I’d offer 4/60 to spread the money around and give him that extra year if he gets to like 265 this year and then won something like 30 games over the next 3 years and needed 5 more or something. 

Do you think they're going to make a serious effort to bring him back given his time on the IL this season and his age?

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Alvarez and Altuve each missed a game because of HBPs, unavenged.

There you go.

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