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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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9 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Alvarez and Altuve each missed a game because of HBPs, unavenged.

Hmmm maybe...just nailed Correa.

44 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

I offer him 2/40 right now. Would even go 3/60

Nah.  No more deals longer than 2 years for dudes over 35.  I would give JV $35M/2yrs with some add’l incentives and a vesting 3rd year with 120 ip or 3 playoff starts.

Spaghetti stepping up since Montero is too much of a pussy to hit anyone.

1 minute ago, dr99 said:

Spaghetti stepping up since Montero is too much of a pussy to hit anyone.

And he is wild enough to make it believable. 

Cesar salad is my new favorite player. 

TK dumb...."Vasquez wore 7 his whole career up until Minnesota cause it is retired for Mauer"

Uhhh no he didn't dummy

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6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

TK dumb...."Vasquez wore 7 his whole career up until Minnesota cause it is retired for Mauer"

Uhhh no he didn't dummy

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You know you need to grade him on the Kalas Curve.

Buxton looked like Cabbage up there

30 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Cesar salad is my new favorite player. 

Nevermind lol

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Nevermind lol

I was going to check you but figured it wasn't needed.

 

Dubon slides his back foot every time. How have they not fixed that little league shit by now?

16 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Yainer can take some ugly swings.


he’s had a great road trip 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Salazar is fucking terrible.


he dropped the fucking ball

 

Bad throw by altuve but almost any other mlb catcher makes the play still

Just now, Lat22 said:

That’s on Altuve. 

The error, but that was an out till Salazar dropped the damn ball. Comedy of errors.

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Maldy catches that


catches it, closes out this game with 3 scoreless innings relief to save BP arms !!!

Of course a major league catcher should be able to scoop and control that, but why short hop the throw to him? Shitty throw. 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Of course a major league catcher should be able to scoop and control that, but why short hop the throw to him? Shitty throw. 

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11 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I was going to check you but figured it wasn't needed.

 

Dubon slides his back foot every time. How have they not fixed that little league shit by now?

The swings mechanics of it is not a big deal, it's called a scissor kick. Altuve does it too, as does Yordon. part of the deceleration of a swing, allows for better direction and catapulting the swing. Problem is Dubon is not Altuve, or Yardon

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

The swings mechanics of it is not a big deal, it's called a scissor kick. Altuve does it too, as does Yordon. part of the deceleration of a swing, allows for better direction and catapulting the swing. Problem is Dubon is not Altuve, or Yardon

They have a small scissor kick. His foot is a foot or two back and happening as he is starting his swing. It ain't right.

Don't think Abreu would have gotten that

Hindsight, yada yada yada, but maybe Altuve should have dropped a bunt there. 

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Hindsight, yada yada yada, but maybe Altuve should have dropped a bunt there. 

I don't understand why he didn't. He is actually one of the few guys on the team with some experience getting bunts down (when he randomly tries to bunt for hits). 

We have to be one of the worst teams in the league at small balling a run in when we get a guy on 2nd with no outs. 

Leadoff man in scoring position with 0 outs, top of the (abbreviated) order coming up late in the game…then nothing.

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