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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Lidge, Giles,, Hader come to the Astros we will make any closer a mental midget.    

Lol listening on IHeart and going to break aka not supposed to be on air pretty sure Ford said "I wish that game would have been longer"

 

Must not have power lol

Surly is back! Astros win! Great night! Except I don’t have power. Womp womp. Stop dicking around San Diego

I really hope LMJ is able to scratch out a decent living wage when he retires in 2028. I’m really worried about his coffee shop’s earning capacity when there are three Starbucks within walking distance to it. I’ll be praying for you, man. Open a Roth IRA. 

No power, no Alma Latiana, no problem.

#alligatorblood. 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Lol listening on IHeart and going to break aka not supposed to be on air pretty sure Ford said "I wish that game would have been longer"

 

Must not have power lol

at least you didn't have to see Blanco's purple hair

I'm convinced Abreu is tipping pitches. Marlin batters had zero doubt what pitch he was about to release last night. 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm convinced Abreu is tipping pitches. Marlin batters had zero doubt what pitch he was about to release last night. 

I feel the same way about Hader

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Hader keeps showing that he's throwing his gopher ball?

Yeah Hader reminds me of a taller Wagner with his fastball at times.

it’s good but not overpowering (unlike Wagner), but like Wagner, it’s straight as an arrow and when his misses his spot (not up enough or over the plate), bye bye.

 

I’m curious how many of the home runs he’s given up have been off something other than the fastball 

Guerrero, Buchette, and Springer for Meyers, McCormick, Singleton, Cabbage and Pressley. 
 

The Astros against Bryan Hoeing: Altuve 4, Bregman 5, Alvarez DH, Diaz 2, Peña 6, Singleton 3, Meyers 8, Dubón 7, Loperfido 9

Valdez LHP

Has anyone actually seen Tucker recently?

I’m beginning to worry that he might be dead or they had to amputate his lower leg.

Tucker is the in the dugout fairly regularly.  He's still alive.

1 minute ago, hornmpa96 said:

Has anyone actually seen Tucker recently?

I’m beginning to worry that he might be dead or they had to amputate his lower leg.


they’re piecing together a player between lmj / Tucker / jv 

takes time for the pieces to ‘gel’ 

Tucker had to have fractured his leg, no?

I mean, it’s that or LMJ went full union shop steward got into his head like Ned Isakov….

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Garcia missed his BP session today to determine his next minor league rehab start 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Garcia missed his BP session today to determine his next minor league rehab start 

As long as that's the real reason...

17 minutes ago, runthebone said:

As long as that's the real reason...


throwing tomorrow 

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

San Diego needs to quit being little bitches and score some runs.

I bet on the mariners today. I will cash or be happy, but not both. 

Scoreboard worker is over this hurricane shit too

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Yordons massive dong hurt him there....no one on this thread has any idea how hard it is to run with a dong that size...but i know how hard it is to run with my Altuve dong so I can only imagine.

Whitmire criticizing the city’s biggest cooling center is absurd. Fuck that guy. 

 

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Whitmire criticizing the city’s biggest cooling center is absurd. Fuck that guy. 

 

I get his point if they had lost.

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