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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Dubin is the man 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Dubin is the man 


maybe not 😂😂😂😂

Jizz crushed that and pimped it

Down 5-3 clown boy

Astros replay with their thumbs up their asses missing the strikeout

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Mariners score 4 in the first. Let’s win and keep it at two


let’s just win out and take care of the mariners after the all star break 

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I would not want Jazz on my team. Too much Hollywood. Not enough Oscars. 

He’s the kid in school that had dried snot under both nostrils all the time.

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Abreu is all about letting fans enjoy the AC as long as possible.

 

What a guy

2 hits and 3 Ks on 14 pitches is something 

42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’d stab everyone here for Moises Alou in LF

He’s 58, but sure, let’s give it a shot.  Wouldn’t be the weirdest shit that has happened this season. 

If I had a bingo card of sports cliches, I'd have cleared it with that Jake Myers postgame interview.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

If I had a bingo card of sports cliches, I'd have cleared it with that Jake Myers postgame interview.

He is so bad.

but I tune in every time for the trainwreck

Well, well, well.

guess who has their 8th and 9th inning guys with ERAs under 4 at the same time for the first time all year!

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Time to bury the Rangers this weekend.

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Win 2 of 3 from Rangers and go into break 3 down. Worse case scenario. I’d have done bad things for that about a month ago. 

13 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Win 2 of 3 from Rangers and go into break 3 down. Worse case scenario. I’d have done bad things for that about a month ago. 

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Jon Singleton is batting .306/.380/.419 with an OPS of .800 since the Astros released Jose Abreu on June 14th
 

id guess his numbers are even better vs righties 

 

good to see him and other players stepping up 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jon Singleton is batting .306/.380/.419 with an OPS of .800 since the Astros released Jose Abreu on June 14th
 

id guess his numbers are even better vs righties 

 

good to see him and other players stepping up 

he's playing good defense too

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jon Singleton is batting .306/.380/.419 with an OPS of .800 since the Astros released Jose Abreu on June 14th
 

id guess his numbers are even better vs righties 

 

good to see him and other players stepping up 

23-10 without Tucker 

19-8 since JV’s last start

 

this team really makes no gd sense 

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4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

23-10 without Tucker 

He dead yet or still mostly dead?

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

He dead yet or still mostly dead?

Idk but we keep having the best mlb record since he went down, I guess he can stay mostly dead?

 

 

lulz at the graphic putting up Tucker here:

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37 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

23-10 without Tucker 

19-8 since JV’s last start

 

this team really makes no gd sense 

Holy shit. Kyle Tucker's missed 33 games???

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I don’t get it. Tucker was having such a great season and all of a sudden we catch fire with him out. 

I have been traveling non-stop in a combination of work and personal travel the last month, so I haven’t been able to watch much extended stretches of Stros baseball. My last in-person game was the game Tucker got hurt. I don’t understand it, but I love it. 

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Holy shit. Kyle Tucker's missed 33 games???


he’s at least two weeks away, probably 3

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