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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Altuve not seeing it at all tonight 


Yall keep talking shit about Altuve !!!!!!!


 

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I credit ford and bogusevic.

this all started when they were talking about Urena being found gold. Taking a flyer on a guy in spring training and seeing him turn in to a great reliever for them 

Most home runs in Astros history:

1. Bagwell, 449
2. Berkman, 326
3. Biggio, 291
4t. Altuve, 223
4t. Wynn, 223

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Ironic that Altuve is tied with the Toy Cannon


not for long 

In all seriousness Lance needs to retire. Also as others have said team medical staff is the worst

4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

In all seriousness Lance needs to retire. Also as others have said team medical staff is the worst

Why would he retire?

40-28 from here = 90 wins.

This is some kind of turnaround, man.

Big time bounce back tonight from Brown.

with all of the news of setbacks in our starting pitching the last week or so, would have been a big ol gulp if brown had laid two big eggs in a row going in to the All Star break 

9 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Or...51-18 is 100 wins

Beat me to it. But we’re actually about on that pace since Tucker went down.

 

stay with me here…

we’ve played 34 games since Tucker went down.

we have exactly 2x that number left in the season.

we’ve gone 24-10 in those 34 games without Tucker.

do that again 2x times, that’s 48-20.

we finish 98-64.



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1 game back boys

Willie Calhoun with the 1st pitch walkoff bomb in the bottom of the 10th and the Angels win 6-5.  It feels like we had been matching results and staying 2 games back for the last week.

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

1 game back boys

Willie Calhoun with the 1st pitch walkoff bomb in the bottom of the 10th and the Angels win 6-5.  It feels like we had been matching results and staying 2 games back for the last week.

Because we have.

7 games in a row we each had the same result. broken tonight 

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6 hours ago, WBT said:

1 game back boys

Willie Calhoun with the 1st pitch walkoff bomb in the bottom of the 10th and the Angels win 6-5.  It feels like we had been matching results and staying 2 games back for the last week.

Tied in the loss column. Should have just led with that. 

Altuve taking the starter vote for the ASG, then blowing it off due to injury, then cranking a bomb against the rival who will be hosting said festivities and pushing them deeper into third place is a true chef's kiss. 

Was at the game last night - still no power for us! - fun game and so great to fuck up the Rangers and hit the walking HGH specimen known as adolis garcia. Do it again today for 7/13 day.

#HTownPride 

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Tied in the loss column. Should have just led with that. 

And a game and half back in the wild card. What a wild turn of events. 

There’s no power at my house. There will probably not be power for weeks if I had to guess. 
we fled to lake Charles because we had some free rooms there. Then- we ran out of free rooms so we went to Baton Rouge through Sunday. Back to Lake Charles Monday. Tried to convince the wife to go to San Antonio since we have season pass at 6 flags but she says no. Looks like I’m out of pocket until god knows how long- I have a well that runs off a pump so no water in addition to no electricity. 
all that to say- this is for Htown to celebrate Jake “dfa” Meyers going yard last night 

 

 

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46 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

And a game and half back in the wild card. What a wild turn of events. 

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

There’s no power at my house. There will probably not be power for weeks if I had to guess. 
we fled to lake Charles because we had some free rooms there. Then- we ran out of free rooms so we went to Baton Rouge through Sunday. Back to Lake Charles Monday. Tried to convince the wife to go to San Antonio since we have season pass at 6 flags but she says no. Looks like I’m out of pocket until god knows how long- I have a well that runs off a pump so no water in addition to no electricity. 
all that to say- this is for Htown to celebrate Jake “dfa” Meyers going yard last night 

 

 

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Buy a generator sir.

Got my best score ever today and was able to use all Astros to do it:

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4 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Putting the band back together

Meh… Dubi’s a better Swiss Army player.

Happy Saturday, Astros fans!

Let's remember some posts!

 

On 5/8/2024 at 7:27 PM, Slacks said:

I can't wait until April 2025... Damn.

 

On 5/8/2024 at 7:30 PM, Scraps said:

At least we can sign Bregman to like a 5 yr 75m contract now woot woot

 

On 5/8/2024 at 7:37 PM, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’d take dusty bottoms back right now and not even think twice about it.

 

On 5/8/2024 at 8:47 PM, Pablo said:

4.5 games behind OAKLAND

 

On 5/8/2024 at 8:56 PM, Macklemore said:

Even though Espada sucks, he is not the reason for this flameout. The triumvirate of Bagwell, Crane and Brown need to be flushed in the toilet. Dana is the worst Astros GM of my lifetime. Even worse than Púrpura.

 

On 5/8/2024 at 9:35 PM, Jshep34 said:

Look for mmp to get less crowded . They won't drop prices. Bregs is out of his mind if he thinks some team will pay him 25 mill plus a season. Crane is to blame for this. Should have mlb to fuck off concerning the "scandal" given that evidence of many other mlb teams doing the same. Think he stopped listening to baseball/analysis dept. Now it's just the eye test and back of Baseball cards that determine roster

 

On 5/8/2024 at 9:57 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Season will be over by memorial day

 

On 5/11/2024 at 5:49 PM, Storm the Field said:

How many firings we expecting this season? 

Espada?

Pitching coach?

 

9 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Putting the band back together

Our RHH 1B!

Maybe he can pitch 4 or 5 innings then get TJ.  

27 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Our RHH 1B!

Maybe he can pitch 4 or 5 innings then get TJ.  

He’s better than grae ?

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