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Fuck bochy
one AB for our guy 
Prob all he needs. I think he is still fucked up with his hip shit cause over the weekend his swings didnt really look right. Didn't seem like full Yordan.

I don't even think he was there yesterday because he wasn't in the team picture(unless i missed him).
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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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21 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

“South Oklahoma”

 

 

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53 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Prob all he needs. I think he is still fucked up with his hip shit cause over the weekend his swings didnt really look right. Didn't seem like full Yordan.

I don't even think he was there yesterday because he wasn't in the team picture(unless i missed him).

I get it. But he’s already there and in the game.

one more AB isn’t gonna hurt anything.

mostly just annoyed as I already have my son asking me where Altuve is at and with whatever the fuck is going on with Tucker we get 1 plate appearance from a team in the LCS 7 straight years.

Astros have a total of 5 plate appearances (and zero appearances on the mound) in the last 4 All Star games (since Covid/sign stealing scandal). That’s ridiculous for a team as good as ours.

I get guys needs the break and probably better for the long-term success of the team, but still annoyed/disappointed for the young Astro fans out there.

(especially since my formative years as a young Astro fan many years ago was during the barren wasteland in the late 80s/early 90s that saw a total of 3 Astro position players make the team over the course of 7 years between ‘87 and ‘93 (Davis in ‘89; Biggio in ‘91 and ‘92).
Now that we actually have some talent, would be nice to see it on this platform.
 

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36 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I get it. But he’s already there and in the game.

one more AB isn’t gonna hurt anything.

mostly just annoyed as I already have my son asking me where Altuve is at and with whatever the fuck is going on with Tucker we get 1 plate appearance from a team in the LCS 7 straight years.

Astros have a total of 5 plate appearances (and zero appearances on the mound) in the last 4 All Star games (since Covid/sign stealing scandal). That’s ridiculous for a team as good as ours.

I get guys needs the break and probably better for the long-term success of the team, but still annoyed/disappointed for the young Astro fans out there.

(especially since my formative years as a young Astro fan many years ago was during the barren wasteland in the late 80s/early 90s that saw a total of 3 Astro position players make the team over the course of 7 years between ‘87 and ‘93 (Davis in ‘89; Biggio in ‘91 and ‘92).
Now that we actually have some talent, would be nice to see it on this platform.
 

Agree, it sucks.

Altuve may never show up again

I can’t remember caring / watching one all star game when I was kid. Did love seeing those rainbow jerseys in the team photos 

 

hopefully we heal up some this week and come out pissed off in Seattle 

 

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Edited by tx 3 putt

Tucker and Verlander will both need minor league rehabs is my guess, do we see both by the end of July ?

12 hours ago, WBT said:

Agree, it sucks.

Altuve may never show up again

I wish Altuve would take this stance on the WBC. 

We are gonna sign him arent we?

He historically bad both offensively and defensively this year. No reason for him to be anywhere around this team without buying a ticket

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Show me a better #3 catcher !!!

Salazar? Now if you said 4th

28 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Salazar? Now if you said 4th

Grae Kessinger now if you said 5th

I guess you guys don’t want to add 15 wins to this team

 

Throwing away wins like a bunch of Espadas 

1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

He historically bad both offensively and defensively this year. No reason for him to be anywhere around this team without buying a ticket

And only if he’s sitting in the nosebleeds.

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Salazar? Now if you said 4th


If machete is the #3 catcher, he’s only worth an extra 10 wins. Not the full 30 !
 

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Genuine question: if nobody picks up Machete, can we invent some sort of coaching position to get him in the dugout/working with the team?  Or is there a limit to that kind of thing?

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Should we create a catcher coacher position. Maldy was just DFA 

 

19 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Genuine question: if nobody picks up Machete, can we invent some sort of coaching position to get him in the dugout/working with the team?  Or is there a limit to that kind of thing?

See above 

28 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Genuine question: if nobody picks up Machete, can we invent some sort of coaching position to get him in the dugout/working with the team?  Or is there a limit to that kind of thing?


yes 

 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


yes 

 

He can pitch com the pitches in for Valdez, JV, and Abreu


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About a month and a half into my first year at UT, my mom called me, said she was changing my bedroom into a guest bedroom, and if there was anything in my room I wanted to keep, I’d best come home that weekend to claim it.  Sooo, I was able to get some clothes, my electric football game, and my baseball cards.  Since we’re at the All Star break, I thought this might be a good time to share some of those cards from Houston’s MLB franchise.  

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1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

He seemed to hit well against their best opponents.  3-9 against Ok St, 4-5 against Aggy, 5-9 against UH, but he was 0-3 against Texas.

And ut pitching sucked ha

4 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Brown, Fram, Blanco this weekend. 2/3 and a tie bare minimum 

Prepare Season 7 GIF by Game of Thrones

Friday off days suck. I get it for Minnesota that early in year, but still suck

That @pitt then @cleveland week got my name all over it

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

That @pitt then @cleveland week got my name all over it

Was just thinking the same thing

Pitt / clev is by far the best combo trip

chisox / Milwaukee would be very easy too 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

2025 schedule 

 

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Finishing the first half at home vs Texas and then going to Seattle immediately after the All-Star break.  Feels familiar.

30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Finishing the first half at home vs Texas and then going to Seattle immediately after the All-Star break.  Feels familiar.


End their seasons early !

Edited by tx 3 putt

Is it normal to play 28 games in the month of May? 17 games with no break in the middle of the month. That's gotta kill your rotation. 

13 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Is it normal to play 28 games in the month of May? 17 games with no break in the middle of the month. That's gotta kill your rotation. 


mlb is doing anything possible to derail this train !

hopefully we can goto 6 man rotation. going to be lot of relievers shuffling back and forth to sugar land 

 

 

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3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hopefully we have an 86 team reunion 

Ah yes, the traditional 39th reunion

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