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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We have one of the best offenses in the AL.

Just sayin'.

Yes. And we struggle mightily to score in a lot of games. 

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Give me my shit! He's 4 for his last 19, but 3 are HRs.

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26 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Valdez may finally be maturing.   He stuck that bunt hit in his pocket and didn't over freak from the walk.  

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I want more runs so we can put one in Robles ribs

Just now, Scraps said:

I want more runs so we can put one in Robles ribs

Nah, we need to straight up nail Rodriguez after that bat spike.

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Nah, we need to straight up nail Rodriguez after that bat spike.
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Zero issue with that....he hit the homer and Framber deserved that shit

Just like zero issue with Meyers yelling and getting fired up.

Robles shit needs to be dealt with

A better slide and he’s easily safe 

fuck 

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Jake meyers is an above average baseball player (Not MVP but laughably better than “maybe 5th OF territory”) that’s average (probably) offensively. If he hits 8 or 9 we are perfect and that’s a great outcome. We need Tucker back and at least one more bat- preferably 2. 1B and LF. Everything flows really well if Pena hits 8 and Jake 9th (or vice versa). 
Yainer/singleton/pena/meyers 4-7 isn’t good enough to get us where we want to be. 
Really need 2 guys 20% better than average at 1B and LF so that it’s Tucker plus them 4-6, and then  Yainer/Pena/Meyers. That might be the best 7-9 in baseball. It’s shitty 4-6. 

Nice to be on the plus side of a wild reliever walking the leadoff guy and then serving up a dinger. Gracias, Ryne. 

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nah, we need to straight up nail Rodriguez after that bat spike.


Yeah, I had no clue it was game 7 of the World Series tonight 

Nice to be on the plus side of a wild reliever walking the leadoff guy and then serving up a dinger. Gracias, Ryne. 
Don't speak so soon
6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Jake meyers is an above average baseball player (Not MVP but laughably better than “maybe 5th OF territory”) that’s average (probably) offensively. If he hits 8 or 9 we are perfect and that’s a great outcome. We need Tucker back and at least one more bat- preferably 2. 1B and LF. Everything flows really well if Pena hits 8 and Jake 9th (or vice versa). 
Yainer/singleton/pena/meyers 4-7 isn’t good enough to get us where we want to be. 
Really need 2 guys 20% better than average at 1B and LF so that it’s Tucker plus them 4-6, and then  Yainer/Pena/Meyers. That might be the best 7-9 in baseball. It’s shitty 4-6. 

He's fucking under .200 for his last 50 or so games. I am happy that he finally contributed tonight but he's not an everyday player on any team serious about a long playoff run. How much more under .200 does he have to hit before you accept it, but it's always hilarious of you to comeback to this thread every 40 or so PAs dick riding him?

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3 minutes ago, Scraps said:
5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:
Nice to be on the plus side of a wild reliever walking the leadoff guy and then serving up a dinger. Gracias, Ryne. 

Don't speak so soon

Oh, ye of little faith! 😎

Abreu threw that pick off so perfectly he had the pinch runner dead to rights. Put it into a perfect window. Spicy. 

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

He's fucking under .200 for his last 50 or so games. I am happy that he finally contributed tonight but he's not an everyday player on any team serious about a long playoff run. How much more under .200 does he have to hit before you accept it?

.240, 106 OPS+

Bigger sample sizes are better than smaller ones

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Yordan insurance would be nice 

Or not 

.240, 106 OPS+
Bigger sample sizes are better than smaller ones
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7 minutes ago, WBT said:

.240, 106 OPS+

Bigger sample sizes are better than smaller ones

You are right, his sample size outside of May shows him to be hitting under the mendoza line, even Maldonado had months were he wasn't completely useless. I guess you keep changing the goal posts because his WAR total has been stuck at the same number for the past 2 months.

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Hahaha, fuck you Julio. Love the reaction from Cabbage and Rodriguez.

Pressly was blessed tonight.

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