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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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That banging sound was the ball bouncing off the tracks.

3 sliders to altuve

1st pitch slider to Bregman.

2nd pitch wheelhouse sinker.

I’m glad it’s late July Bregman up in that situation and not April/May pop up king Bregman 

Best win of the year. Everyone but Yordan with a contribution. Go get em tomorrow big fella. 

Keep winning games, keep winning series  after series 

and get fucking healthy 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Our dicks are longer than theirs 

 

I'm , drinking it's fine

13 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Someone’s getting plunked tomorrow. Hopefully it’s them (or if us, no broken hands)

Don’t even charge the mound just charge the dugout and punch that pussy Joe Kelly 

Huge series win with the Mariners matching up with the White Sox. Plenty of Dodger fans leaving MMP sad tonight. Blanco's last 3 or 4 starts are showing his regression likely due to his innings limit. Need a starter, a reliever, and bat.

M's won but O's lost.  6 back of the 2 seed.

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Blanco's last 3 or 4 starts are showing his regression likely due to his innings limit. Need a starter, a reliever, and bat.

Was just thinking this.

i think it’s starter, bat, reliever, in that order (assuming Tucker plays again this year).

i just keep thinking clock is about to strike midnight with that 5-9 we trot out there every night which means bat is most pressing need to win the division but SP is most important once you get to October 

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Lies. They would display the 2017 they don't give a shit.

Normally they had them in Union Station big room where the store was located. Since they opening the CF store I don't think they use the Union Station big room as a store anymore, so I am no longer positive where to see them at.
Found the trophies. They're by an exit. Can't re-enter. This is as close as I could get from the Union Station team store. Screenshot_20240727_212916_Gallery.thumb.jpg.96d0dcff2301c58b2e418aa433efa92f.jpg

No pictures of the Breggy Bomb. I was too busy watching.
8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Was just thinking this.

i think it’s starter, bat, reliever, in that order (assuming Tucker plays again this year).

i just keep thinking clock is about to strike midnight with that 5-9 we trot out there every night which means bat is most pressing need to win the division but SP is most important once you get to October 

I don’t know that we need a reliever. Forest Whitley is ready to shine. Also- if we get JV back then arrighetti goes to the bullpen and that stuff will play up down there. 
Starter, 1B, LF, RP in that order imo. Dubon needs to go back to playing 2 or 3 times a week and singleton needs to be a PH. 
Flaherty, Rooker, Paredes would be a really sexy haul. 
we’ve won 6 Framber starts in a row. Brown has been the best pitcher in the AL since about May 15, Flaherty would be really good and JV as a 4th starter in the playoffs is pretty sexy. 
the lineup would be the best in baseball and you’d have LF and 3B fixed for the next 3 years at all star caliber levels. 

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8 minutes ago, WBT said:

M's won but O's lost.  6 back of the 2 seed.

4 at Baltimore at end of August will be big

3 at Cleveland to end the season might be bigger 

 

while on schedule talk, probably bloss vs skenes on Monday won’t go our way, but then Brown and Valdez to take us to the trade deadline.

then some scheduling good fortune has us see the Rays 6 times in our first 12 in August immediately after their sell off 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t know that we need a reliever. Forest Whitley is ready to shine. Also- if we get JV back then arrighetti goes to the bullpen and that stuff will play up down there. 
Starter, 1B, LF, RP in that order imo. Dubon needs to go back to playing 2 or 3 times a week and singleton needs to be a PH. 
Flaherty, Rooker, Paredes would be a really sexy haul. 
we’ve won 6 Framber starts in a row. Brown has been the best pitcher in the AL since about May 15, Flaherty would be really good and JV as a 4th starter in the playoffs is pretty sexy. 
the lineup would be the best in baseball and you’d have LF and 3B fixed for the next 3 years at all star caliber levels. 


we need to roll out combo reliever starts when in Houston to save innings on our guys 

sugarland is right there, let’s use that to our advantage 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


we need to roll out combo reliever starts when in Houston to save innings on our guys 

sugarland is right there, let’s use that to our advantage 

Agreed. 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


we need to roll out combo reliever starts when in Houston to save innings on our guys 

sugarland is right there, let’s use that to our advantage 

CWS in mid August is prime for that. Starts off a stretch of 18 in a row 

 

Blake snell. Giants are waiving the white flag. He’s been awesome his last 5 starts. He makes so much money with that option next year (opting out if he doesn’t get hurt but straight fucked if he does) that the risk is on the team side and it’s likely to be a very light prospect haul. 

 

Who just called into the post game show drunk, kept praising ‘lapada’ and said Singelton is his boy ???

43 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Huge series win with the Mariners matching up with the White Sox. Plenty of Dodger fans leaving MMP sad tonight. Blanco's last 3 or 4 starts are showing his regression likely due to his innings limit. Need a starter, a reliever, and bat.

Tucker ever coming back?

Most amazing part of that clip was Tucker running from 3rd to the plate

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Most amazing part of that clip was Tucker running from 3rd to the plate

The Wonder Years Idk GIF by ABC Network

First baseman.

Last 7:

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Worth a flyer if you can’t land the big fish (Vladdy) and seeing if he can re-create what he did the last two months of last year after being traded? (.270/.338/.480 )

 

 

Spoiler

Josh Bell

 

28 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Tucker ever coming back?

If only he were a starfish or octopus.

13 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

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Yordan's reaction is great

The whole Tucker injury is weird to me with his pending FA after next year.  Is this a Boras thing or did he really break his leg on a foul tip and everyone is just shutting their mouth?

7 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

The whole Tucker injury is weird to me with his pending FA after next year.  Is this a Boras thing or did he really break his leg on a foul tip and everyone is just shutting their mouth?

It's been repeated so often.  But bone bruises can take longer to heal than a fracture in some instances.  Bone bruise is a perfectly acceptable reason to be out this long.  They take forever to heal, especially when you get hit in the same spot twice in such close time.

Edited by uoftorange

9 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

The whole Tucker injury is weird to me with his pending FA after next year.  Is this a Boras thing or did he really break his leg on a foul tip and everyone is just shutting their mouth?

It’s a bone bruise. 
The bad ones fucking suck.

and appears he got a bad one.

whether they knew it immediately and kept it under wraps hoping for the best or were just inept is fair game for criticism but either way it sucks and is what it is.

I dont get the boras angle/argument. What am I missing? What benefit does he get for missing another month? It’s not like the Correa back /physical fiasco.

I was worried something like this was coming when I googled bone bruise after he was out for a couple of week and said they can take anywhere from a few days to 6 months. At this point I’m hoping to split the difference and we get him back by Labor Day.

Edited by UTexasFight

If Tucker could be out there, he’d be out there 

when he goes down for a rehab tour, he’ll be close to coming back 

39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

 

He's not the best color man in the league for nothing!

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

IMG_1974.jpeg

 

1 hour ago, dr99 said:

Yordan's reaction is great

My reaction is:  please don't jump

Anyone catch what Breggy said when he looked to our dugout after the bomb? 

 

30 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Anyone catch what Breggy said when he looked to our dugout after the bomb? 

 


Pinche tu madre !!!!

looked like, my fucking house !

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