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Team will be fine.  Shitty start is disappointing, but not completely out of character. They'll be above .500 by end of April and will have a solid lead in the division by June 1st.

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Prophetic. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter 

I don’t, it’s shitty news 

Yordan is 5/15 off Bassitt with 4 homers.

It's time.

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14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Radio post game :

caller : when is Loperfido getting called up ?

host : he struck out 6 times today

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The last major leaguer to do it was Geoff Jenkins in 2004.

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Team will be fine.  Shitty start is disappointing, but not completely out of character. They'll be above .500 by end of April and will have a solid lead in the division by June 1st.

It may (should!?) happen, but I’m not betting on above .500 by end of April with the schedule the next two weeks 

Bad starting pitching is the tallest hurdle to get over. Bats should come around, same clutch hitting. BP will improve 

 

blanco is proof that our pitching system still works 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bad pitching is the tallest hurdle to get over.

FIFY

Hader kinda seems like he sucks. Zero saves, 0-2, and 6.75 ERA is worth $19M per year?

 

Singleton in da house!

 

 

Astros-Rangers probables at Globe Life Field:

Friday: Hunter Brown vs. Cody Bradford
Saturday: TBA vs. Jon Gray
Sunday: Ronel Blanco vs. Dane Dunning
Monday: Framber Valdez vs. Andrew Heaney

Saturday is J.P. France’s scheduled turn. He’s currently on the paternity list.

He can only miss 3 games so yesterday, today, and Friday.  

54 minutes ago, Scraps said:

 

 

 

So he pitches every sixth day we could see him as early as the final game of the Braves series. 
otherwise looking like on the road in Washington. (Will he make his 2nd rehab start with the Space Cowboys in Albuquerque? Or with the Hooks in Frisco?)

Will be interesting to see if he pushes to avoid having to pitch in the thin air in Mexico City. The whole rotation at the end of the month will be wonky with 4 off days in a 12 day stretch 

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Processing my feelings on Singleton in for Abreu

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22 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

The whole rotation at the end of the month will be wonky with 4 off days in a 12 day stretch 


hard reset 

Astros starting pitching is the BEST in baseball. 

1. Astros: 1.46 ERA
2. Royals: 1.74 ERA
3. Red Sox: 2.18 ERA

Astros have the 3rd WORST bullpen: 
28. Astros: 7.41 ERA
29. Giants: 7.91 ERA
30. Phillies: 8.71 ERA

Astros have the 2nd WORST record in baseball.
T-29. Astros/Rockies/Athletics: 1-5
T-30. Mets/Marlins: 0-6

2 hours ago, n64ra said:

Hader kinda seems like he sucks. Zero saves, 0-2, and 6.75 ERA is worth $19M per year?

doesn't have a killer repertoire.   Maybe management had visions of Randy Johnson.  Massive waste of money along with Abreu and Montero. Shoulda kept Maton and Neris.

Due to a busy schedule I've only been able to watch 2 games. The no hitter and now tonight, so the win is assured

Good thing Bregman is teaching the youth of America how to hit on Instagram

Just now, Hornsbay22 said:

Good thing Bregman is teaching the youth of America how to hit on Instagram

Those who can't do, teach

Why isn't Doubon playing 1st base instead of Singleton? Worthless. 



Why isn't Doubon batting 6th instead of Singleton? Worthless. 


Batting this dude 6th should get you fired

58 pitches thru 3 for Javier. Gonna need the pen tonight. 

And thats why we keep the roof closed

58 pitches thru 3 for Javier. Gonna need the pen tonight. 
Positive is they are well rested. Negative is they suck
8 hours ago, Scraps said:

Yordan is 5/15 off Bassitt with 4 homers.

It's time.

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We have to be at the top of the league on LOB this year

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

We have to be at the top of the league on LOB this year

Seriously it's amazing how futile they've been thus far

Lmao at Altuve having to run like 8 bases to score

Bassitt tired of his daddy beating on him

So it is possible to score with runners on base! 

We got a gnarly SP scorless inning streak going

Another good start for Javier.  I was afraid that wp was going to lead to a bloop single to tie the game.

That change is looking good.  Now he just needs to get the pitch counts under control.

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

We got a gnarly SP scorless inning streak going

27 1/3 going back to France on Sunday

It's early but Yainer is off to a 12-0 lead over machete in hits this year

Bassitt tired of his daddy beating on him
It's early but Yainer is off to a 12-0 lead over machete in hits this year
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Maybe we won't hit .170 with RISP all year!

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