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30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

 

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but why?

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I don't know if he needs to go another inning.  That was a lot of hard hit balls.

That dumbass in the Space City jersey cheering that HR needs a kick in the nuts and a beer spilled on him

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Score some runs assholes

I was going to ask why you named yourself after a dead comedian. 

Then I realized I named myself after dead pants. 

I don't know why.

2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I was going to ask why you named yourself after a dead comedian. 

Then I realized I named myself after dead pants. 

I don't know why.

I’m not sure. I was drunk. I used to drink a lot. I still do but I used to to. 

13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I don't know if he needs to go another inning.  That was a lot of hard hit balls.

Please report to the Houston dugout at once. Then swap outfits with Espada. 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I blame the kid


that kid needs to be punched 

Haha JLope !

Somebody shut that fucking kid up, or I’m gonna lose my shit!!

Fucking Martinez walking dude in front of Ohtani


 

4 years ago today.

I hate Kelly so much 

Benches cleared Tuesday night during the Dodgers' 5-2 victory over the Astros in the first game between the teams since it was revealed that Houston stole signs en route to a 2017 World Series championship that came at Los Angeles' expense.

The fracas occurred after Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly threw high-and-tight pitches to Astros stars Alex Bregman and Carlos Correa in the sixth inning

 

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Fucking Martinez walking dude in front of Ohtani
Doesnt matter when you have such an elite pitcher in King

That prick Joe Kelly better not throw at Altuve or Bregman next inning.

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:
13 minutes ago, Scraps said:
Fucking Martinez walking dude in front of Ohtani

Doesnt matter when you have such an elite pitcher in King

college gameday sport GIF

That prick Joe Kelly better not throw at Altuve or Bregman next inning.
Oh you know something is going to happen
1 minute ago, dr99 said:

That prick Joe Kelly better not throw at Altuve or Bregman next inning.

King better limit the damage to keep this a close game.

they get another run and he’s for sure reprising the same shit he did 4 years ago today on that mound 

Get this chump out of the game. 

I don't want to see him pitch in an Astros uniform again. Or any uniform

If Kelly plunks someone I wouldn't be opposed to Jon beating the fuck out of him.....God's Plan and all

27 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Somebody shut that fucking kid up, or I’m gonna lose my shit!!

Finally heard it

thought it was a kazoo

26 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Somebody shut that fucking kid up, or I’m gonna lose my shit!!

You would think the parents would say, "enough kid"

There's no excuse for letting a batter as weak as Cavan Biggio keep getting big hits against you. Be better. 

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