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I want Kikuchi


I want Taillon, but A. Who the fuck knows what the Cubs are actually doing, and B. I figure his contract probably makes this not happen
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22 minutes ago, Scraps said:


 

 


I want Taillon, but A. Who the fuck knows what the Cubs are actually doing, and B. I figure his contract probably makes this not happen

 


is he better than Whitley ???


is he better than Whitley ???
Probably not at rollin a joint

Flaherty scratched from tonights start so he going somewhere soon

The moves are flying …. Just remember, every team is making moves to beat this team in the playoffs !

 

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The Marlins announced that they have claimed infielder David Hensley off waivers from the Astros. 

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

The Marlins announced that they have claimed infielder David Hensley off waivers from the Astros. 


 Unpopular opinion I’m sure, but I always liked his swing and look at the plate. Hope he gets plenty of at bats there to show if he has something. Best of luck to him 

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

The Marlins announced that they have claimed infielder David Hensley off waivers from the Astros. 

One mans trash is another mans treasure.  Dana views shitty relief pitchers with options as treasure.  so far like 1/10 with Taylor Scott, but what a nice 1 that's been.  

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Feede gone. The prospects are dwindling. 

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We aren’t gonna do shit are we. Or if we do it’s gonna be nothing that moves the needle. 
Any SP moves the needle. Bloss/Arighetti starts gotta stop. Still plenty SPs available

My greatest hope is we miss out on all the arms that make sense and Crane has to sign off on Snell or nothing. That will be the best arm moved at the deadline- he won't cost much- but boy oh boy if he gets hurt you are completely boned.  

That's still better than hoping Spaghetti and Bloss each have 1 good start a month.

56 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We aren’t gonna do shit are we. Or if we do it’s gonna be nothing that moves the needle. 


biggest move they’ll make ….

Astros acquire:

OF Kyle Tucker
RHP Luis Garcia
RHP Justin Verlander

I keep reading Dana Brown was in talks with…. Is the MF just calling and hanging up and then giggling?

Justin Turner to Mariners
He sucks as well

Lulz if the Mariners think he is a fix to their offensive problems

Kaleb Ort, 

Kaleb Ort…

Crown us. Well hell just go on and order the rings now!

Bagwell you arrogant ass, you’ve killed us. 

17 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:


makin moves

I think he might actually be good. He’s interesting as an arm in the 6th or 7th slot in your bullpen pecking order. 

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I think he might actually be good. He’s interesting as an arm in the 6th or 7th slot in your bullpen pecking order. 

Same with King, I like him getting an out. 

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Flaherty scratched from tonights start so he going somewhere soon

Sounds like it’s Yankees 

Scratched from something he was never in 

49 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Dude must be a psychic since initial lineups weren’t posted until over an hour after this tweet.

I would also have a mysterious ailment that miraculously improved once Skenes came out

So what is the move then? Am I going to be severely disappointed?  

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

So what is the move then? Am I going to be severely disappointed?  

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Jake Bloss to the DL with neck discomfort. “It’s ok- probably being overly cautious about nothing,” Dana Brown says.

1 month later word slowly leaks out his right arm has been amputated. 
“He’s always been pretty ambidextrous,” Brown said. “We expect to see him back next July or August in time for the 2025 stretch run.”

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5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Jake Bloss to the DL with neck discomfort. “It’s ok- probably being overly cautious about nothing,” Dana Brown says.

1 month later word slowly leaks out his right arm has been amputated. 
“He’s always been pretty ambidextrous,” Brown said. “We expect to see him back next July or August in time for the 2025 stretch run.”

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Probably gave us a better shot at winning tonight sadly

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