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12 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

All of LSU/Louisiana is here 

Except the most important one. Livvy’s in Paris. 

Kikuchi had an amazing like first 7 starts and been pretty bad his last 9 or so.

He is the opposite of Hunter Brown lol

That should tell us what we have to work with. Dude has a 4.75 era and has been lit the fuck up his last 8 starts and we trade for that. If we get our guys back he’s bullpen I guess. We aren’t getting anyone worth a shot this year.

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Still time to go get Flaherty. *ducks*

Don't encourage Dana, he'd probably give up Yordan in that deal.

We aren’t getting anyone worth a shot or a worth puss for that matter.

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You couldn't come up with a worse deal.

LOL

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And by worse, I mean boring.

He's a lefty, so that may be useful later when he's moved to the pen. Otherwise it's a pretty lackluster trade, unless they get Vladdy too.

I’m gonna go out on a limb that Dana has been whiffing on real deals and is having to settle for bullpen dog shit.

9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Kikuchi had an amazing like first 7 starts and been pretty bad his last 9 or so.

He is the opposite of Hunter Brown lol


we can sprinkle some pitcher dust on him 


we can sprinkle some pitcher dust on him 
2 at the start of July were actually ok....one against us. The other he had 13Ks.

20 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

@Wulaw Horn okay it's time to panic

I’d rather my joke about amputation when it was clearly a trade be true than that absolutely disgusting and awful trade. 

At least the Mariners are getting buttfucked already tonight

And to top it all off, Dana viewed this deal as so can't miss that he pulled the last minute scratch and subjected his team to a bullpen game that will likely fuck up the pitching staff for the rest of the week.  Bang up job all around.

5 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m gonna go out on a limb that Dana has been whiffing on real deals and is having to settle for bullpen dog shit.

If only. That would have been preferrable. 

So what’s the O/U on how many times they show Livvy on camera?

I’m betting the over. I'm praying for the over. 

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Last 8 starts he has a 7.75 ERA. Thats some worn out Kikuchi.

I’d feel a little better about it if Strom was still around to maybe fix him

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

So what’s the O/U on how many times they show Livvy on camera?

I’m betting the over. I'm praying for the over. 

I’ll take the under. You set the number

6 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Last 8 starts he has a 7.75 ERA. Thats some worn out Kikuchi.

That Kikuchi is ready to settle down

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’d feel a little better about it if Strom was still around to maybe fix him


zero issues with the current pitching staff

I can't wait to see the other two prospects Dana gave away with Bloss.

But I’m sure Dana will say that we’re not done. Somebody has another bad player they are willing to deal. Hearing 1-1 trade so I guess we still have most of whatever bullets we had before to trade.

What a stupid trade for the sake of "going for it"

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But I’m sure Dana will say that we’re not done. Somebody has another bad player they are willing to deal. Hearing 1-1 trade so I guess we still have most of whatever bullets we had before to trade.
It has to be 1-1. If not fire everyone.

I dont have an issue getting coochie, but it should have been for like our 20th ranked prospect lol
3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

But I’m sure Dana will say that we’re not done. Somebody has another bad player they are willing to deal. Hearing 1-1 trade so I guess we still have most of whatever bullets we had before to trade.

We need to use the bullets to shoot ourselves in the dick. Oh wait- Dana just did that. 

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