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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Yordan says f your cycle

109.5/27/444

Bregs!

lulz

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Someone needs to get on how many games with 4 105+ mph hits there have been in the statcast era

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Gonna need that triple from Yordan in the 8th so we can get the computers working on “no hitter and a cycle in the same series”.
I was thinking maybe a short liner that Springer dives and misses and it goes to the wall because it was hit 150mph
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
Gonna need that triple from Yordan in the 8th so we can get the computers working on “no hitter and a cycle in the same series”.

I was thinking maybe a short liner that Springer dives and misses and it goes to the wall because it was hit 150mph

That or a smoked shot 396 off the wall in left center rolls back to right field 

We have literally shut these fucks out 24 innings out of 25 and lost a game [emoji24]

HPU has sucked all night, but what's new, they all do

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

HPU has sucked all night, but what's new, they all do

Ford and sparks talked earlier about how they fully expect challenge system to be in place next year.

absolutely going to be one year too late.

its works really well in the minors. No excuse to not call it up now, so to speak 

Edited by UTexasFight

Pena all about those pre 4th of July homers lol

Ok this is enough scoring... no double digits

That motherfucking goat ain't gonna be forgotten

Just now, Snake Diggity said:

If Abreu isn’t washed up this lineup could be the deepest and best in franchise history.


It’s a mid line up with singelton in it 🥺🥺

 

15 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

That or a smoked shot 396 off the wall in left center rolls back to right field 

So close!

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23 minutes ago, WBT said:

lulz

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Someone needs to get on how many games with 4 105+ mph hits there have been in the statcast era

…games with 5+…….

 

and he still has the top 5 on the team .

Altuve T-5 at 105.4 too 

 

I love this team. Fuck the haters.


(Except Singleton cannot bat 6th man when he subs)

28 minutes ago, WBT said:

lulz

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Someone needs to get on how many games with 4 105+ mph hits there have been in the statcast era

What website is this from?

would like to see an updated graphic after our 7th

Just now, Scraps said:

I love this team. Fuck the haters.


dana brown today - winners win, winning teams don’t worry about a slow start


dana brown today - winners win, winning teams don’t worry about a slow start
No only dipshit interweb message board posters do

I also like when cocksuckers want to come run their mouths constantly about dumb shit when we lose, but when we have a dominate game like tonight they are nowhere to be found.

Fucking fraud ass little bitches.

Don't even need to name names cause if you think its you I am talking about....it is bitches.

Yordan has raised his ops from .347 to .796 tonight

Best 2-5 team ever. If the middle relief figures itself out or gets figured out, Astros will be in the thick of it. 

throw strikes fuckstick

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Yep...same problem as spring training

keep winning series

out of the cellar boys!

we're undefeated when we allow <2 hits and <1 run.

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I also like when cocksuckers want to come run their mouths constantly about dumb shit when we lose, but when we have a dominate game like tonight they are nowhere to be found.

Fucking fraud ass little bitches.

Don't even need to name names cause if you think its you I am talking about....it is bitches.

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This team is making me bipolar.   

Colemans stuff is filthy and plays if he is in the zone.

I bet this Astros translator got a stern talking to a week ago lol.

Are you sure you dont have a Bodog account??

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Should have swept these fuckers.


no hitter and 1 hitter 

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