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Kalas asked his opinion of trade....Blum pretty much said it was dumb lol. "3 for 1 seems like alot"
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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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1 minute ago, Pablo said:

not watching, what'd he say?

Talking about how Dana got ripped off in the trade

I couldn’t count the number of times I’ve yelled to my Little Leaguers DONT THROW IT or THROW THE DAMN BALL! That play I did both. 

Edited by TonyTexas

I'm coming around to this idea that if there's anything we DIDN'T need to add, it was more offense. We can win games against the Pirates and their ilk without even scoring. We're the mighty Astros. Mortal teams forfeit in our presence. 

10 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Glad we didn’t go get a bat with this shit offense. 

Or a real 1st baseman

Singleton turning back into a sack of shit now that he knows his roster spot is safe.

On 7/28/2024 at 2:31 PM, Mitch Hedberg said:

I’m not sure. I was drunk. I used to drink a lot. I still do but I used to to. 

I'm gonna listen to him and laugh myself to sleep.

This is Sad-Sack baseball.

Edited by Rip76

33 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Now we’re talking! Cal appearance with no Hannah, awesome!

She’s in the ballpark. Surprised she let Cal fly solo. 

Espada is such a retarded motherfucker

4 HRs coming into this series and just crushes 2 against us.

Just now, Scraps said:

Espada is such a retarded motherfucker

Yep, he has no feel on when to change pitchers, almost always 1 batter too late.

Good job Joe. Say what you will about Dusty, he was pretty good at handling the pitching staff, especially in the playoffs. 

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22 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Singleton turning back into a sack of shit now that he knows his roster spot is safe.

Yeah.  Back into.

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Good job Joe. Say what you will about Dusty, he was pretty good at handling the pitching staff, especially in the playoffs. 

Miller was making the calls then just like he is now.

We had to try to stretch out Brown coming off the bullpen game last night forced by the urgent need to acquire Kikuchi.

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Good job Joe. Say what you will about Dusty, he was pretty good at handling the pitching staff, especially in the playoffs. 

No he wasn't. There is a reason he never won a WS title until Click made it idiot proof. It also helped that the 2022 Astros staff went on a playoff run that is not likely to be duplicated anytime soon, 11-2, 2.29 era, 126 IP, 32 ER, 43 BBs, and 160 Ks.

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1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Pham with the Slam for his new old team.

Did he hit a homerun or bodyslam someone

We know you love Jon Singleton stop lying

May could win if our lineup didn't drop off a cliff after the 4 spot

Since we fucked around and didnt find anything out during trade deadline....Vic/Diaz have to DH/C every game. Yordan has to play LF. We need Caratinis bat. Its idiotic to have him sitting on the bench ever. Boot any of Dubon/Meyers/Chas or let them circle jerk

Oh look a ph knock from caratini

Jfc i hate this staff, record label, and crew

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

'Member walk off?

I 'member.

Sigh.


remember talking spring training about  having too much pitching 🥺🥺🥺🥺

It would’ve been cheaper to get Bauer and Osuna.  Everyone already hates us; let them hate.  Besides we’re $EC now.  Win at all cost.  😂 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


remember talking spring training about  having too much pitching 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Why our pitchers keep listening to this Tommy John fellow who keeps giving them surgery is beyond me.

Why won't they just come out and say "Tucker has a broken leg"?  

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Why won't they just come out and say "Tucker has a broken leg"?  

Because he doesn’t. It’s bruised. Which is worse 

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Because he doesn’t. It’s bruised. Which is worse 

Ok.

The problem I have with the trade deadline is Crane only went half-way. This team desperately needed another bat and likely two as well as a couple of pitchers. If you are willing to give up surplus value, then you better go all the way instead of half-way.

Based on how few great bats with significant playoff experience got traded, I wonder what Bregman would’ve fetched. 

39 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Why won't they just come out and say "Tucker has a broken leg"?  

Because he has the hardest thing to heal...a broken heart.

Edited by runthebone

It's not a broken leg, he's never been in a cast and was on crutches only briefly after it happened.  Google bone bruises if you don't believe us.  He's not doing anything nefarious.  He's never had injury issues and was having the best season of his career.  He would play if he could.

Edited by kevwun

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