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If he sucks, at least there will be lots of Pop the Kikuchi jokes.

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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34 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Here’s to hoping he’s better than Aaron Sanchez!

At least we'll win if he throws a combined no-hitter tonight.  Probabbly.

Altuve's numbers are still elite for a #1 guy
we haven't had a lead off hitter since springer left, but altuve has held his own 

Altuve is the least of this team’s issues. But his baserunning does still make me want to punch someone.
25 minutes ago, kevwun said:

If he sucks, at least there will be lots of Pop the Kikuchi

I thought Kikuchi is undefeated?

12 minutes ago, txduck87 said:


Altuve is the least of this team’s issues. But his baserunning does still make me want to punch someone.


we need Chas to find his stroke

jake to pick up his effort 

Bergman to get back to career numbers 

yordan to find his power stroke 

tucker to grow another leg, that’s what she said 

kacoochie to be April fresh coochie

Edited by tx 3 putt

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


we need Chas to find his stroke

jake to pick up his effort 

Bergman to get back to career numbers 

yordan to find his power stroke 

tucker to grow another leg, that’s what she said 

kacoochie to be April fresh coochie

If everyone would actively start trying to draw walks instead of trying to not strike out,  it would fix a lot of this shit.

1 minute ago, Hornsbay22 said:

If everyone would actively start trying to draw walks instead of trying to not strike out,  it would fix a lot of this shit.


that going away pitch outside the strike zone is our kryptonite

i have zero idea why Altuve even sees other pitches. I’d throw those at him until he strikes out every at bat 

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28 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Just what we need. More Junk. 

Well, if he lets it hang out rather than hang over the plate, that would be fine (metaphorically speaking of course). 

14 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Just what we need. More Junk. 

This deadline doesn’t excite me at all.

I wanted more than a below average Junk and Kilkuchi.

Not splashy at all.

On one hand, it’s at least an effort.

But the lack of a big bat makes me wonder if the front office truly knows the ins and outs of running a team.

i just can’t see it.

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7 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I wanted more than a below average Junk and Kilkuchi.

Where is LJ Hoes when you need him

Jesus Christ to AAA (as a catcher)

 

Edited by runthebone
crap, my edit made it worse

It could be worse, he could have said forearm tightness.

17 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Welp


watching too much Olympic beach volleyball ???

just shut him down until spring training 

Edited by tx 3 putt

32 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Welp

Good thing they got Coochie at the deadline

Cooter bout to get 10 Ks tonight

1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Welp

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

9 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

 

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 


let him throw against minor leaguers in a real fucking game

20 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

You sure it's the players?

Edited by David Dennison

20 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Current era MLB players are fucking pussies. 

What happened to the old days of covering up injuries?  Must be the guaranteed contracts.

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What happened to the old days of covering up injuries?  Must be the guaranteed contracts.


players ate fried chicken, drank beer and smoked cigarettes pre game , back in the day

Every post game, there was a huge tub of cold beer

 

The real game is going to be happening in the women zone where the players ladies going to be chatting up the new arrival.

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Every post game, there was a huge tub of cold beer

slammin' buds

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


players ate fried chicken, drank beer and smoked cigarettes pre game , back in the day

Every post game, there was a huge tub of cold beer

 

Obligatory…

 

21 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Obligatory…

 

 

 

OG’s know ….

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Perfect start.

Yup. Well done bud.

Cooter bout to get 10 Ks tonight
I meant runs

Dana is hiding right now. 

Edited by TonyTexas

I promise I could do this.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

A Christmas Story Fudge GIF

 

lot of game left 😂😂😂

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Shocking that the guy who has been ass keeps being being shitty.

Not only did he give up 2 runs but it was 2 guys we could have fucking traded for to get better

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Not only did he give up 2 runs but it was 2 guys we could have fucking traded for to get better

Sheesh…the unkindest cut 🥶

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