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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

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I mean the trade. He’s an Astro for better or for worse. Hope it works out. 

Let me go on record, if I never have, Ryan Pressly is my most hated current Astros player.

I hate him with a passion

Bregman is just a baseball playing mother fucker. UT fucked up not going after him

 

Thumbs up bitch. Can't wait til your next outing

My coworker that looks like Pressly should make it through another Tuesday unpunched. Well done.

Thank God I don’t work with anybody that looks like Hader.

In other news....blake snell threw a no hitter tonight

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Let me go on record, if I never have, Ryan Pressly is my most hated current Astros player.

I hate him with a passion


why do you hate America ???

 

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1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

My coworker that looks like Pressly should make it through another Tuesday unpunched. Well done.

Thank God I don’t work with anybody that looks like Hader.

Maybe avoid drive thru’s tomorrow just to be safe.


why do you hate America ???
 
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I burn one of those shirts ever time he gives up a hit/walks someone
7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

In other news....blake snell threw a no hitter tonight

I remember when we had a guy get his first win of the year on a no-hitter 

CAN WE EVER HAVE A 1-2-3 FUCKING INNING YOU FUCKING RP COCKSUCKERS

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

In other news....blake snell threw a no hitter tonight

Damn.

Giants move back in front of us with their 18th no-hitter vs our 17.

(yes, they got a 79 year head start on us)

 

Edited by UTexasFight

Hahaha

Dude picked off for a MLB-leading 7th time this year 

On a 2-0 count 

 

 

 

 

 

Walking a .103 hitter.

Way to nibble

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throw strikes fuckhead

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

In other news....blake snell threw a no hitter tonight

like all 9 innings?  That's more surprising than the no-hitter part.

There is no way i would survive a WS with these BP arms

Man that pinch runner for Diaz really came back to bite Cash.

thanks for only having lefties available on your bench with Hader in the game and leaving that dude in for his first MLB AB 

I’ll certainly take 11k’s vs Tampa.

13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I’ll certainly take 11k’s vs Tampa.

I guess but it’s only 2 over their average per game 

 

this is nice though:

 

 

After the kikuchi trade I’m scared what Dana would have given up for him, and I know @Scrapswould rather gouge his eyes out, but I wish we had taken a flyer on Bell.

this would have been nice to have seen in an Astros uniform Monday night in a tied game in the 8th against Chapman instead of watching Dubon K on three pitches after pinch-hitting for Singleton

 

Bell has 7 of his 16 HRs on the season in the last 12 days

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Let me go on record, if I never have, Ryan Pressly is my most hated current Astros player.

I hate him with a passion

 

 

After the kikuchi trade I’m scared what Dana would have given up for him, and I know [mention=228]Scraps[/mention]would rather gouge his eyes out, but I wish we had taken a flyer on Bell.
this would have been nice to have seen in an Astros uniform Monday night in a tied game in the 8th against Chapman instead of watching Dubon K on three pitches after pinch-hitting for Singleton
 
Bell has 7 of his 16 HRs on the season in the last 12 days
I mean he is better than Singleton of course. I just have him on fantasy teams so i think i am biased towards hate lol
49 minutes ago, Scraps said:

There is no way i would survive a WS with these BP arms

Bullpen has looked worse all session because we cant score any fucking runs. 
 

Their nerves are shot 

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12 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
After the kikuchi trade I’m scared what Dana would have given up for him, and I know [mention=228]Scraps[/mention]would rather gouge his eyes out, but I wish we had taken a flyer on Bell.
this would have been nice to have seen in an Astros uniform Monday night in a tied game in the 8th against Chapman instead of watching Dubon K on three pitches after pinch-hitting for Singleton
 
Bell has 7 of his 16 HRs on the season in the last 12 days

I mean he is better than Singleton of course. I just have him on fantasy teams so i think i am biased towards hate lol

Oh you and me both, my friend

Josh Bell fantasy owners until last week:

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

The wrong pitcher reached the workload option vesting (if only because we aren’t paying if the other guy had done it)

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Actually we still would have paid $17.5M if JV had gotten 140 IP. I still take $17.5M for 2025 JV vs $14M for 2025 Pressly

Look, if Bell were an Astro, he wouldn't be hitting home runs.  He'd be hitting weak popups or getting picked off.

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Look, if Bell were an Astro, he wouldn't be hitting home runs.  He'd be hitting weak popups or getting picked off.


so basically singleton ?

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


so basically singleton ?

Singleton’s weak pop ups don’t make it to the OFers and drop in for singles!

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


so basically singleton ?

Showed his stats in one of the earlier games. Fucker is allergic to a multi hit game. 
 

Damn Dollar Store Carlos Lee

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I’m very curious if the Astros analytics staff is using AI to game plan

 

 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m very curious if the Astros analytics staff is using AI to game plan

 

 

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Could it be worse than Dana? 

His curveball was getting hammered in Toronto, so it is strange they never adjusted.  Maybe could have gotten a fourth prospect from us.

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