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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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16 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 


if he pitches in cc, I’ll go down and give a scouting report 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Any team batting their outfield 7-9 has no business making the playoffs.

 

stay tuned for more hot takes. I’m smoking a pork belly currently and have some ribs, chicken and boudin to put on later. The next 4 hours should be fun. Be kind.

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

shocked philip j fry GIF
 

he’ll be hell out of the pen in 2025 !!!!

 

In another shocking development it was determined that water is wet.


no Tucker, no Javier, no urquidy 

and still in first bitches !!!!

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


no Tucker, no Javier, no urquidy 

and still in first bitches !!!!

not after Philly's collapse last night

8 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

not after Philly's collapse last night


1 game out, my bad

win the series today 

One more light bp session for jv, then a corpus start
 

fuck me, Aug 13 they’re back in cc 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Dana:

Kikuchi: wanted a guy with a really good fastball and decent feel for breaking balls. like how he settled in after Rays were hunting fastballs.

Ferguson: need strikeouts in your bullpen. like what he gives for this. probably 6th, maybe 7th inning guy, depending on needs.

first base: "may have to call a young guy up from the minor leagues." cost for getting  a first baseman at the deadline, felt like even more players we would have had to give up than Kikuchi.  Called out Dezenzo and Whitcomb as options. Whitcomb playing at first yesterday was "clips of coming attractions"

JV: will get one more light bullpen , like he would between starts. then a rehab start; corpus likely up next because that's what lines up @tx 3 putt (didn't give a date); go to a 6 man rotation when he gets back.

Ryan Gusto: Ford asked about him. Brown didn't discuss him too much but used the chance to reinforce how deep we are to have been able to absorb the mess of the starting rotation this year.

Chas/Jake struggles: Let's see if Leon can get hot. need Chas down the stretch. he was great down the stretch last year and not having that and missing Tucker, really tough. Need Chas to find his stroke. Jake was up to .790 OPS. need him to get back to at least .740. Hopefully we get a spark from Leon.

 

 

No Meyers. Makes the beer colder and the bbq tastier. Now if we only had someone to take Spaghetti’s place 

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

No Meyers. Makes the beer colder and the bbq tastier. Now if we only had someone to take Spaghetti’s place 


his past 5 starts have been very #4/5, zero support 

Dude is throwing trash and Penas dumbass is up there swinging away

That may the worst AB of the season....and there have been a lot of challengers

You’d figure maybe he’d make the guy with two walks in the inning through him a few strikes before swinging with the bases loaded.

Whenever I start to think that Pena may have learned to lay off sliders, he does something like that.

In a world of brain-dead players, we're apparently trying to corner the market. It's as if several guys have nonrefundable October cruises planned. 

My 4 year old just said he wanted to blow up singletons house. I think I messed up. 

7 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

My 4 year old just said he wanted to blow up singletons house. I think I messed up. 

No Houston jury would convict. 

8 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

My 4 year old just said he wanted to blow up singletons house. I think I messed up. 

This is the best thing I’ve read all day 

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

It’s like we scored 10 runs yesterday...but didn't.

Yordan contributing bases-empty singles isn't the cure for this malaise. When was the team's last 4-hit inning? During the pandemic? 

This guy is going to Maddux us, or the 8.1 equivalent.

Edited by runthebone

Until further notice, Joe needs to give Pena the take sign...on literally every pitch. Much better odds of reaching base. 

10 straight games Astros pitching with 10+ K’s

 

last time Aug-Sep 2022

Cleveland has MLB record with 13 straight in August 2017

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

10 straight games Astros pitching with 10+ K’s

 

last time Aug-Sep 2022

Cleveland has MLB record with 13 straight in August 2017

Would have been nice to coincide with a productive offense.

I like Spaghetti’s stuff. While the Blue Jays trade was a mugging, at least we didn’t deal the pasta man. You know they asked. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

what a performance by Arrighetti

 


he’s in the 2025 rotation 

Astros-Rangers probables:

Mon: Hunter Brown vs. Andrew Heaney
Tues: Framber Valdez vs. TBA
Wed: Yusei Kikuchi vs. TBA

I’ve never in my life heard of the stat …….

Squared Up Swings 

 

 

lololololol another worthless stat 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ve never in my life heard of the stat …….

Squared Up Swings 

 

 

lololololol another worthless stat 

Had to be Boras and his people. Tied with Witt Jr in any category is a joke.

Is there anybody in the organization that can have a come to Jesus talk with Bregman? He needs to focus on getting on base in front of Yordan. This driving the ball and trying to knock in runs shit isn’t working for him.’

 

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