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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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I love sending spaghetti out there for the 6th

 

Hell yes !!!!!!

Yordan breaking thumbs with his batted balls

Man sucks for Yandy, he took a bullet off his wrist

 

get some fucking runs 

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Dana:

Jake was up to .790 OPS. need him to get back to at least .740.

Lulz, thinking Jake is every going to have  a .740 OPS in a full season.

48 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Possible cheap arm ?

 

We had him last year at AAA and he pitched to a 11+ era. So, probably.

They PH their .181 guy and he at least coaxes a walk. Our talentless hacks can't even do that.

keep Leon in the lineup. Unlike several other guys, he actually seems to have a clue. 

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

They PH their .181 guy and he at least coaxes a walk. Our talentless hacks can't even do that.

keep Leon in the lineup. Unlike several other guys, he actually seems to have a clue. 

Should have pinched hit Caratini for Singleton in the 1st inning.

We may get no hit here in the next week

The next 9 game road trip will likely be the yes/no for the Astros making the playoffs. TEX/BOS/TBR all teams that are in the playoff picture. Go 3-6 or worse and the season is likely done.

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

When you're counting on Trey Cabbage . . . 

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7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

When you're counting on Trey Cabbage . . . 

Just wait until we get a A. Diaz sighiting in the 9th inning.

That was only the 3rd time this season Tyler Alexander has not given up any runs. In his other 13 appearences this season he has given up 2+ runs 10 times.

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You’ve lost 4 of 6, you’re down 1 in the 9th and we have Shawn Dubin in the game 

Holy shit…

 

 

that’s lucky as shit 

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Disinterested baseball here just going through the motions

At least we didn’t get no hit !!!

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The bloated carcass of a proud dynasty is washing ashore. Can't quite see it yet, but the stench is obvious. When do pitchers and catchers report to Palm Beaches? 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

The bloated carcass of a proud dynasty is washing ashore. Can't quite see it yet, but the stench is obvious. When do pitchers and catchers report to Palm Beaches? 

You think next year is going to be any better?

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

The bloated carcass of a proud dynasty is washing ashore. Can't quite see it yet, but the stench is obvious. When do pitchers and catchers report to Palm Beaches? 


AL West is still the target ….

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The word is out amongst the leagues is that they figured out a certain mathematical equation. 
 

When God’s Plan bats, 3 sliders equals no bat flip. 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


AL West is still the target ….

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My perspective so far this year seems to have had little impact. Might be better to suggest the batters act like men. 

I could have had a compound fracture of my right tibia the same day Tucker went down, and I could have run/won the 100m dash today. 

I'm so glad I didn't watch that game.  Pretty brutal 

They deserve this for not trading for some bats. Waterheads running Singleton, Dubon, Meyers, Chas combos out there everyday.

6 minutes ago, Overlord said:

The word is out amongst the leagues is that they figured out a certain mathematical equation. 
 

When God’s Plan bats, 3 sliders equals no bat flip. 


3 sweepers, all outside the strike zone 

 

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If you throw a fastball to anyone on the Astros, you should be fined.

We’re victims of our own successed
 

Our most pressed pitchcom button digitally spouts “Yo quero cambio”

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You think next year is going to be any better?

Absolutely not. But without the guys who are about to become FAs, along with the DFA disasters, it will at least be a different train wreck than this one. Maybe we sign a decent FA bat, some farmlands make a jump in winter ball, we get good news on an injured starter or two and I can tell myself we're on the road to being really solid again. Or not.

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