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sign machete (on the cheap) as the #3 catcher !!!

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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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I’m so glad we didn’t pursue a bat. We definitely don’t need it when we lose so many games 1-0 and 3-1. How often do we lose 12-11, but we bitch about pitching way more and I’ve never understood it. We needs bats. Our offense blows ass and is inconsistent af.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

What's crazy is we have one of the better offenses in the AL.

Yea that’s crazy considering we explode for runs then can’t score for weeks consistently yet it averages out as a “better offense”. We definitely aren’t explosive and come playoff time we will get shut down a lot and hope pitching can keep it close and pray we have one inning we score a crooked number. 

Gonna go crazy watching pena chase those sliders over and over and over again. Jesus

Kaleb Ort since he has joined the Astros system this year:

AAA: 1.13 ERA, 1.06 WHIP in 16 games

Astros: 1.35 ERA, 0.45 WHIP in 4 games
 

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sign machete (on the cheap) as the #3 catcher !!!
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Whitcomb continues to rake, went 4-for-5 with another HR and 4 RBI today at Dell Diamond. 

 

 

 

DO IT DANA. Call him up and play him at first base.

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8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

They’d have to cut A Diaz to bring up Shay or Zach, right? 
do it 

Yes. The least difficult cut in the history of MLb I would call that. 

Let's roll with AAA guys that are producing no reason to just keep throwing Chas, Meyers, singleton, dubon out there and hoping something comes up.    Big miss at the trade deadline now we are have to try and find lightning in a bottle.

56 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

When was Yordan's last homer? Feels like it's been a month.

July 21st. I bet he hits one on this upcoming road trip. Might be the only run the Astros score in that game.

It’s so cool and good that whatever voodoo was fucking up all our bats at home last year still haunts Yordan.

40 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Let's roll with AAA guys that are producing no reason to just keep throwing Chas, Meyers, singleton, dubon out there and hoping something comes up.    Big miss at the trade deadline now we are have to try and find lightning in a bottle.

Seattle has added 3 players since June and they have a 172, 160, and 120 OPS+ currently. Their only current regular that is close is Cal Raleigh at 114.

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Damn.  7 hole hitter Carlos Correa, 8 hole hitter Kyle Tucker.

1 minute ago, Snake Diggity said:

Damn.  7 hole hitter Carlos Correa, 8 hole hitter Kyle Tucker.

And couldn't win a World Series......

So I see the August swoon has arrived in a season where we can't afford an August swoon.

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I would like to see Melton, Matthews, and Dezenzo next year in Houston. If we shit the bed on this upcoming road trip, I would like to see them in Houston in September.

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Would love to have seen thier career numbers playing at mmp thier whole career. Especially if Cammy had stayed healthy but what we loved about him was how hard he played the game. Dude was 110% all the time. Glad to see him get recognize this year

I feel like Chas shows signs of life finally tonight

On 8/4/2024 at 5:01 PM, Rockethorn1978 said:

Yea that’s crazy considering we explode for runs then can’t score for weeks consistently

So, like every baseball team ever?

Altuve walking isn't doing shit for us. Quit with the leadoff game walk

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Altuve walking isn't doing shit for us. Quit with the leadoff game walk

Needs to move to the two hole with this shit lineup. 

5 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Needs to move to the two hole with this shit lineup. 

Who leads off?

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who leads off?

Pena. Of course not ideal. Might try Bregman there as well or move him down

Pena. Of course not ideal. Might try Bregman there as well or move him down
No...no...no...no

Bregman finally does something......bases empty.    I can't ever be happy.

12 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Bregman finally does something......bases empty.    I can't ever be happy.

The way things are going, that might be our only run.

Is there a constant high pitched noise in this broadcast?

If Chas can’t throw out the runner at third on a sharply hit single from LF, he has business being in the show. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

Lulz. It's time to move on from both of these guys that can't throw worth a shit.

13 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Is there a constant high pitched noise in this broadcast?

 

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