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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Haven’t seen enough Ferguson yet to have a sense of impending doom.  So we’ve got that going for us.  

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Caleb Ferguson?

Really?

Not even trying to win….

Shitty reliever is shitty.  News at 11:00.

If ever a team deserved to be getting their heads kicked in, it's these guys. What a bunch of underperforming clowns. I do feel bad for Brown. 

Just now, kevwun said:

Shitty reliever is shitty.  News at 11:00.

And our manager decided it was a good time to use him in a high leverage situation on the road against a division opponent.

That's bad managing.

Trash. It’s almost like they want to lose. I’d rather have had Ort in the game. There is no way the Yankees are going to give us a reliever worth a shit.

Season is over see y’all in the spring.
Hey bitch if we got to sit through these next 60 days you do too

We’re cursed after the Pikachu trade. 
 

The Loperfido curse. 

We left 11 on base. Our only hit with RISP (in 9 tries) was that swinging "bunt" by Pena.  Cabbage left 4 in scoring position all by himself, which is impressive with only 2 ABs. But hey, I'm sure Kyle the Gimp will fix everything when he returns to PH on Sept. 29. 

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

We’re cursed after the Pikachu trade. 
 

The Loperfido curse. 

There's no such thing as a curse.

Tonight showed why you can't carry Diaz on this roster. You needed to PH for Dubon in the 7th and didn't all you had was fucking A. Diaz, who hasn't played in two fucking weeks. Just totally inept roster management from Espada. He does nothing at a below average level as a baseball manager. It's amazing that everyone in baseball is laughing at the Astros continuing playing Meyers, Dubon, Singleton, McCormick, and Cabbage while carrying Diaz on the roster with the complete knowledge he's never going to play in the game. No other team in baseball would give everyday playing time, or in some cases any playing time to those 6 guys.

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

We’re cursed after the Pikachu trade. 
 

The Loperfido curse. 

You are acting like Espada would play him, when he have plenty of evidence that Espada didn't and wouldn't.

Diaz is there for moral support

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Tonight showed why you can't carry Diaz on this roster. You needed to PH for Dubon in the 7th and didn't all you had was fucking A. Diaz, who hasn't played in two fucking weeks. Just totally inept roster management from Espada. He does nothing at a below average level as a baseball manager. It's amazing that everyone in baseball is laughing at the Astros continuing playing Meyers, Dubon, Singleton, McCormick, and Cabbage while carrying Diaz on the roster with the complete knowledge he's never going to play in the game. No other team in baseball would give everyday playing time, or in some cases any playing time to those 6 guys.

We're about to be early teens bad again, aren't we?

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Just totally inept roster management from Espada.

Who wants to tell him?

7 minutes ago, Overlord said:

We’re cursed after the Pikachu trade. 
 

The Loperfido curse. 

Joey hits 2 grand slams and we win 10-2. Whoever the fucking rangers 6th outfielder is mops up the final 2 outs

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Who wants to tell him?

Tell me what, Alemdys Diaz being on the 26-man roster is 100% Espada's decision. He asked for him and got him. You think Dana Brown is thinking that a washed up Diaz is the missing piece considering they have no prior relationship at all.

Glad college football is about to crank up. Maybe we'll get some hard contact there. 

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Tell me what, Alemdys Diaz being on the 26-man roster is 100% Espada's decision. He asked for him and got him. You think Dana Brown is thinking that a washed up Diaz is the missing piece considering they have no prior relationship at all.

Diaz being on this roster tells you all you need to know about this team. 

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Diaz being on this roster tells you all you need to know about this team. 

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5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Diaz being on this roster tells you all you need to know about this team. 

Yeah, it tells me we aren't serious about making the playoffs, but then again giving 11 ABs to Meyers, McCormick, Cabbage, and Singleton and watching them K in 7 of those ABs, many times with RISP also tells me that as well. Without the help of the Rangers, we would have scored just 1 run tonight. Shit, their closer melted down in the 10th and we could even make him pay.

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2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yeah, it tells me we aren't serious about making the playoffs, but then again giving 11 ABs to Meyers, McCormick, Cabbage, and Singleton and watching them K in 7 of those ABs, many times with RISP also tells me that as well. Without the help of the Rangers, we would have scored just 1 run tonight. Shit, their closer melted down in the 10th and we could even make him pay.

But bro, we had Caleb Ferguson.

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