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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Thats why fucking windmill just has to send him. Make them make a throw. If hes out who gives a fuck at this point. No one can hit for shit

Dezenzo looks like a cross between Edward Furlong and the T1000

Batted like them too

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Thats why fucking windmill just has to send him. Make them make a throw. If hes out who gives a fuck at this point. No one can hit for shit

I mean someone else in this league has to throw as bad as Fat Chas and DFA right?

You just know that rival fans are thinking, "Man, our guys are really showing up in the clutch against the Astros. Making big pitches, getting key hits." They don't yet realize they're facing a truly abysmal club still living on former glory. 

We’ve lost all our hr power 

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Rangers have the right idea hitting dribblers to Valdez. That probably will pay off for them in due time. 

You are standing a foot off the plate with your ass facing the pitcher,  if the ball look inside to you its a ball dumbass.

Great job rook !!!!

 

 

 

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Way to fuck it up Bregman. Now Framber will probably implode

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It would suck if that throw costs him.

If it does, he’s gonna be offered a lifetime supply of salsa….

but needs to hold out for some racehorses 

Is Brian Bogusevic married?
You interested or what?

Holy Cody Bellinger, Jung

Dezenzo looks like the shortest 6'5 guy ever

Yeah, I don't get what we're waiting on with Whitley.  Should strike now before he starts eating Whataburger again or whatever.

Does shit like that count as a mound visit?

Not that it matters....just curious

33 pitches the last 2 innings probably blew his chance at the Maddux

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