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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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This would be a called game right?

Lol this dude is such a nut sack

I told my wife at the beginning of the inning to be prepared for two on and no outs. I despise Pressly. 

Edited by Dbeasy

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Why the fuck is Pressly in this game in these conditions over Dubin?


he was warmed and ready

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


he was warmed and ready

Doesn't seem like he was warmed 


he was warmed and ready
Still pointless. You could have sat him and had him for future game.

Good job baseball at getting this one in but fuck the commissioner and Astros win!

His mother was a mudder! Good job Pressley. Dealing with that shit condition was impressive.

FYI we are both Rangers and Astros fans, and the Astros broadcast is way better than the Rangers. Julia is great as are the main guys. So much more enjoyable than the Rangers broadcast. 

48 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

FYI we are both Rangers and Astros fans, and the Astros broadcast is way better than the Rangers. Julia is great as are the main guys. So much more enjoyable than the Rangers broadcast. 

Well yeah, we fired their tv pbp guy for being boring and sounding just like his partner.

Not that Kalas is any good either.

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14 minutes ago, WBT said:

Well yeah, we fired their tv pbp guy for being boring and sounding just like his partner.

Not that Kalas is any good either.

He was our radio guy, they replaced Milo when he retired and Ashby, who thought he was getting the pbp job, but instead we just fired him instead. I wish Crane would have admitted his mistake on Abreu and Montero as fast he got rid of those two idiots in the radio to get Sparks and Ford.

48 minutes ago, WBT said:

Well yeah, we fired their tv pbp guy for being boring and sounding just like his partner.

Ah yes, Dave Raymond... NSIAP because it's still hilarious days later (watch to the end if you haven't seen this)

 

 

Dave Raymond has Astros Derangement Syndrome.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

So, Montero is a space cowboy, yeah, well
I’m gonna call him Maurice

LuLz @ Altuve hr is a hr in one park 
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I call #1 bullshit on this. That was plenty high and far enough to reach Crawford Boxes. It was 397 ft.


As a matter of fact:



Just more shit Blum and Kalas are clueless about
I call #1 bullshit on this. That was plenty high and far enough to reach Crawford Boxes. It was 397 ft.


As a matter of fact:



Just more shit Blum and Kalas are clueless about

This confused me as well but wasn’t it the stat source saying it was 326ft? Weren’t they just repeating it?

Probably so but anyone with a brain saw that hit the board above the monster... which the monster is 2Xs higher than Crawford Boxes and only 5 ft shorter at the poles....so just by seeing where that ball went it is impossible it wouldnt have made it to Crawford boxes (not even talking the other 28 fields) 

But dad jokes and Biden(no CR) of broadcasting couldn't see that I guess 

That mega-bomb by Diaz went so high and far it might have been out of Yosemite. I doubt the rain gave it much of a boost. 

35 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Replace Chas with Tucker and that's a pretty good lineup.


Too much season left to be talking about opening day 2025

please focus !

Good to see Espada sticking with Dezenzo instead of just letting him ride the bench for 5 straight games

Red Sox Going with a BP game, used 5 guys yesterday 

we have to pound these guys today 

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