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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Move the team to Fenway. 


wed have 7 World Series titles in a row 

Now we can bean Devers for hitting Yordan today and Garcia throwing at Altuve's head on Friday.

Just now, dr99 said:

Now we can bean Devers for hitting Yordan today and Garcia throwing at Altuve's head on Friday.


all of this 

Same with Dubon at home, whiffed the tag and he should be called for obstuction.

2 minutes ago, dr99 said:

Now we can bean Devers for hitting Yordan today and Garcia throwing at Altuve's head on Friday.

You mean when Boston comes to Houston, because Devers isn't playing today.

25 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Jake Meyers Jackson at 6

Can’t even get the strikeout streak record properly. Smh. 

Keep talking shit about power hitter Jake Meyers

Wong throws out less than 20% of would be base stealers, we need to be going whenever any player with speed gets on 1st.

Im so glad i dropped Hunter Brown from my fantasy team when his ERA was infinity.

Yanier's getting good at framing.

Conner thought it was a ball, he was Wong
I mean i can get behind racist comedy. You finally found one that works for me.

Lol. Love it. I can’t wish enough misery on Cora.

3 hours ago, runthebone said:

Scoring exactly 9 today, guaranteed.  Hope it's enough for Pressly.

It means Tucker wants to spend some time at home is exactly what it means.

Goddammit

I was wrong about these guys. They can rattle the fences on a softball field. 

3 minutes ago, YChang said:

Lol. Love it. I can’t wish enough misery on Cora.

This.

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

What is this fascination with Turd Ferguson?


eat innings and rest the real BP arms 

Uh oh.  10-run curse. 
10 run curse + me going to an away game = world may end tomorrow

If they are going to have rules about when position players can pitch, they need to go all the way an adjust the rules so you only get 2 strikes and you need 5 balls to walk when they are pitching.   

More like the Red Sux amirite??

(Learning from Blum)

Won the road trip. Should be 6-0, but our manager is a moron. Now we get to go face our house of horrors, Tampa Bay in Tropicana.

7-3 last ten games. Good good good 
 

Hopeuflly @Scraps forgets there’s a game tomorrow 

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Astros-Rays probables:
Mon: LHP Framber Valdez vs. RHP Taj Bradley
Tue: LHP Yusei Kikuchi vs. RHP Shane Baz
Wed: RHP Ronel Blanco vs. RHP Zack Littell

7-3 last ten games. Good good good 
 
Hopeuflly [mention=228]Scraps[/mention] forgets there’s a game tomorrow 
I will be there trying to get hit in the face by Yordans 6th game in a row homer


Nevermind I was Kalas'd....dumbass said that one the broadcast and I believed him. Yordan didn't homer Friday.
26 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I will be there trying to get hit in the face by Yordans 6th game in a row homer


Nevermind I was Kalas'd....dumbass said that one the broadcast and I believed him. Yordan didn't homer Friday.

I heard him say 5 in 5 games which is right with the 2 yesterday.  He probably said it wrong a different time though.

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