Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So the playoff lineup would probably be Diaz and Caratini rotating at catcher and DH, right? 


Yordan isn’t playing every game in LF 

  • Replies 23.7k
  • Views 941.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Etexhorn13
    Etexhorn13

    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

  • Guadaloopy
    Guadaloopy

  • Planet Houston
    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

Posted Images

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


Yordan isn’t playing every game in LF 

You would hope not to but as of now you have to. Without tucker that creates and extra hole in lineup with the way meters and McCormick are currently hitting. By dhing him it takes a bat currently needed out of the lineup. They could and should have picked up an outfield bat. 

McTaggart just posted video of Tucker "running", that fool won't be back this year.

2B Altuve,
3B Bregman,
DH Alvarez,
C Diaz,
SS Peña,
1B Singleton,
CF Meyers
LF McCormick
RF León.
P Valdez

I will be in RF trying to get facialed by Yordan

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So the playoff lineup would probably be Diaz and Caratini rotating at catcher and DH, right? 

At MMP? Almost surely.  A place with a big yard?  Maybe Yordan has to DH...

12 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

McTaggart just posted video of Tucker "running", that fool won't be back this year.

 

12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

At MMP? Almost surely.  A place with a big yard?  Maybe Yordan has to DH...

This.

Yordan in left at Camden or Progressive is probably not ideal

2B Altuve,
3B Bregman,
DH Alvarez,
C Diaz,
SS Peña,
1B Singleton,
CF Meyers
LF McCormick
RF León.
P Valdez

I will be in RF trying to get facialed by Yordan

Here’s hoping it’s a bukkake kind of night! Go Stros .

I will take Leons first career homer also

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I will take Leons first career homer also

You’ll get Singelton and like it 

You’ll get Singelton and like it 
.a497df133d6ec43020e34bcab6b66542.gif

I have two free tickets to the game on Monday the 19th against the Red Sox. PM me if you want them.

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

 

I feel like there should be a link to donate to the ASPCA.

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

 

Good stuff. Shot on the Zapruder camera? 

Yordan just pwn3d batting practice

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

 


when I can out run Tucker, it’s very very bad 

 

 

7 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Will Wagner called up by the Jays 

GooD for him 

Edited by tx 3 putt

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Also this kid fux

cf6a35a81e3b1047fe10cf9b1394614a.jpg


That kid needs to dna test you 

Got to walk with his arms out to balance because of huge dong

3e8c771def4c987dd26610a5148c90f0.jpg

Oz Ocampo let go by Marlins. Dana better hire him fucking immediately 

Y'all keep talking shit about Bregs

In no universe should that be scored a triple. But, here we are.  

50 minutes ago, WBT said:

tenor.gif

Appropriate timing as this popped up a couple of days ago from 2016:

 

2F413B37-F640-461C-8714-BF3804256E632016-08-10_08-50-28_000.jpeg.79004b72e0f4a52cd81b0f390a4239ba.jpeg

 

 

I’m pretty sure credit to scraps on that one 

These are the fun Astros to watch.

 

Also generac generator commercial on Space City =  Hargrove roofing on LHN 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Pitching has racked up double digits K’s in 16 of our last 17. The only one we didn’t, we were an out away from a no-hitter


wizard level pitching 

That was too much risk to leg out a single up 6' to 1 in the 7th in a regular season game

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.