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3 hours ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Bregman out tonight.  Elbow soreness. 

 

 

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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48 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

Y’all stay safe out there while sleeping at night. 

Sleeping. Serious binness. I almost always feel much better when I go to bed than when I wake up in the a.m. Coincidence? I think not.

Sore from sleeping. Astros diagnosis amputation soon

HeY gUyS pIcK dUmB lOoKiNg NuMbEr FoNtS yOu EaRnEd It! - Manfred

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

HeY gUyS pIcK dUmB lOoKiNg NuMbEr FoNtS yOu EaRnEd It! - Manfred

Better than dumb looking jerseys /names 

 

 

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Pre-game, Orbit shot my kid with silly string, he wasn't amused, but my wife and I thought it was hilarious 😂 

So, I can watch on MLB.TV on my laptop. Earlier I could watch it on my phone, but now when I try the Astros game, it says it's blacked out & I can only watch it 90 min after the game.  VPN is on and connected in ATL. FML. I guess the phone's location is keeping me from watching, while that's not happening on my laptop.

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That just might do it for tonight.

6 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

That just might do it for tonight.

 Crochet will be too scared to go past 5. And then their bullpen will walk in about 3 or 4

but yeah. Let’s start waking up 

Altuve trying to break the ballpark 

I’ll take that small ball rbi 

It's an especially good night to see Seattle gagging again. 

14 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 Crochet will be too scared to go past 5. 

 

What's this about?  They said the bullpen is getting warmed up.

Maybe stop pitching to him.

 

Today is a reminder that the Astros aren't winning shit if Espada continues to run out Meyers, Dubon, and McCormick and think something is going to change. I really hope they are all gone next year.

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1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Joke of a ballpark. 

fucking drayton

Just now, David Dennison said:

Maybe scout Robert.

Not sure what it would have taken to get him, but I hope we at least tried hard. For whatever that's worth, which I suppose is nada. 

What's this about?  They said the bullpen is getting warmed up.
Its called a Mangina....ol greg can show you his
33 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 Crochet will be too scared to go past 5. And then their bullpen will walk in about 3 or 4

but yeah. Let’s start waking up 

lulz, 55 pitches

21 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

What's this about?  They said the bullpen is getting warmed up.

He’s too scared to put innings on his arm.

told teams looking to trade for him that he wasn’t going to pitch in the postseason. 

If Altuve and Yordan can’t get it done, it ain’t getting done. 

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Maybe scout Robert.

So bad.

he looked like shit with a check swing on a fastball down the middle first AB.

so of course you’re going to go to that in the 2nd AB and he’s going to be sitting on it.

so of course you go to the sweeper on the 3rd AB and he’s going to be sitting in it 

(but maybe stop throwing middle middle and none of that happens)

Nobody plays down to the competition the way we do after a great road trip. MMP and the White Sox might just be too much to overcome. 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Nobody plays down to the competition the way we do after a great road trip. MMP and the White Sox Robert might just be too much to overcome. 

FIFY

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Maybe stop pitching to him.

 

Today is a reminder that the Astros aren't winning shit if Espada continues to run out Meyers, Dubon, and McCormick and think something is going to change. I really hope they are all gone next year.

You keep speaking truth and I’ll keep liking it. It’s too bad people actually paid for baseball can’t see it. 

I continue to believe that all Turd Ferguson needs to not be a terrible piece of shit of a pitcher is an oversized hat. He’d freak everyone out with it and also because it is funny. 

You just know that Blummer is going to “slip” one day and call him Turd.  

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