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4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I wish Wagner all the best but he doesn’t solve this team’s biggest needs right now (1B or OF).

Meanwhile the guy everyone was crying about that we lost (Loperfido) is batting .140 with 1 XBH, 1 RBI, 1 BB and striking out at a 42% clip in 45 PAs as a Blue Jay.

He played utility coming up, right?  He can’t possibly be worse than Dezenzo has been defensively at 1B. 

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18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He played utility coming up, right?  He can’t possibly be worse than Dezenzo has been defensively at 1B. 

My fault. I always thought of him as 2B/left side of the IF.

half of his starts in the field at sugarland this year (33) were at 1B

 

dammit

22 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

My fault. I always thought of him as 2B/left side of the IF.

half of his starts in the field at sugarland this year (33) were at 1B

 

dammit

Does he have a little Lf on his resume as well?  Thought so. If not, well if Carlos Lee can play there at 300 pounds and 35 years old at MMP anyone can. 
I know glove isn’t Wagners carrying card. He’s like a 1 tool player. But it’s the hit tool so that’s as important as all the others combined I think. 

Dude just needs to stop and bang his wife like 4 times a day....everyday

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Dude just needs to stop and bang his wife like 4 times a day....everyday

Idk. Is there any better job than to play a kids game as an adult.

He’s getting paid.

When no one is willing to pay you, then you hang it up and coach if you truly love the game as much as he obviously does.

Also, he may be getting some local fare there. More and more Japanese dudes have giving up on girlfriends / wives / trying to date. Can you imagine the kind of Japanese ass you can pull if you’re a pro ball player?! Damn.

Hope y’all aren’t gonna miss Lil Shep @Jshep34 he started the wave at the Giants game and now he’s got to go 

Mariners on their way to a 5th loss in a row. Absolutely need to step on their throats tonight and take out the trash. 

It's 4th quarter on they are trying to start it again. Also they were the ticketmaster fans of the game.

17 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

It's 4th quarter on they are trying to start it again. Also they were the ticketmaster fans of the game.

He’s close to my size but I will hit a kid 

If we don’t call Whitley up with Presley to the IL I’m going to stab a homeless person and frame 3 putt for it. 

Seriously, with all the random arms they've had on the mound this year, what's up with the ongoing Whitley snub? What suggests he'd be less effective than other call-ups? 

[mention=2815]Dnaguy[/mention] obviously hasn’t seen Keuchel’s wife. 
 
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On 8/7/2024 at 4:24 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Sigh... Pressly is in a really bad stretch.  Need to find an injury and take a couple weeks to nurse it.

As I was saying…

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

@Dnaguy obviously hasn’t seen Keuchel’s wife. 
 

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Wish Cammy had stayed sober enough to make it to this day of recognition for him. Dude was poster child for giving 110%

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

We need a new ballpark.

Make it look like Fenway on the inside.

Man, Whitcomb looks poised.

Man, Whitcomb looks poised.

No nerves at all, you can see dezenzo taking a huge breath before each at bat, this dude looks calm as can be.
4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s Martinez. They must hate Whitley. 

 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Whitcomb playing like 10 year veteran. 

Yes, dude just doesn't seem fazed at all.

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