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#17501
3 hours ago, texashorne said:

I was a little surprised yesterday that Caratini didn't catch and Yanier play 1st. I also wish we could have rested the main BP guys, but that's unlikely when Jake Meyers is your 4 hitter. 

 


day off before the upcoming stretch 

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#17502

I’ve never seen a triple play live, anyone here seen one ?

OTD, 8-19-2004 : With the bases loaded and no outs, Morgan Ensberg, Jeff Kent, and Mike Lamb pull off an around-the-horn triple play. Clip via @AstrosDaily

 

#17503
21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’ve never seen a triple play live, anyone here seen one ?

OTD, 8-19-2004 : With the bases loaded and no outs, Morgan Ensberg, Jeff Kent, and Mike Lamb pull off an around-the-horn triple play. Clip via @AstrosDaily

 

Was in grad school in Ann Arbor, and my wife and I went to watch the Stros when they were in town. We went crazy when it happened, and everyone looked at us like we were nuts. Gave exactly zero fucks.

 

#17504
35 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Was in grad school in Ann Arbor, and my wife and I went to watch the Stros when they were in town. We went crazy when it happened, and everyone looked at us like we were nuts. Gave exactly zero fucks.

 


fucking awesome 

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#17505
1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Was in grad school in Ann Arbor, and my wife and I went to watch the Stros when they were in town. We went crazy when it happened, and everyone looked at us like we were nuts. Gave exactly zero fucks.

 

 

 

That is fucking crazy.

 

I mean, that Lance McCullers pitched in a game.

#17509

Our resident gay Astros fan should have gotten a group of 10+ of his gay guys together and went to a game this series and flirt with Duran all game.

#17510
2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Our resident gay Astros fan should have gotten a group of 10+ of his gay guys together and went to a game this series and flirt with Duran all game.

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#17513
Luis Garcia will not pitch for the Astros this season, Joe Espada said. Garcia will resume playing catch this weekend, but that is targeted toward getting him ready for 2025.

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#17515
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

So Luis Garcia is the new LMJ.

And the new Urqidy (sort of) in the sense these were all guys that were definitely going to pitch for us this year and threw zero innings. 

#17518
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bergman isn’t playing this series 

This gives me discomfort

#17520
Just now, Harrison Stafford said:

Since joining the Jays, Will Wagner is 8 for 15 batting a nifty .533.  That gives me discomfort.

Saw that coming

#17521
40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Luis Garcia will not pitch for the Astros this season, Joe Espada said. Garcia will resume playing catch this weekend, but that is targeted toward getting him ready for 2025.

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Saw that coming after Dana’s pregame in the radio yesterday. “We’re not there yet (on shutting down Garcia) but we’re getting close”

 

he said the same thing about Abreu the 2nd Sunday in June: “we have a timeline and the clock is ticking” (paraphrasing) and he was gone by that Friday. 

#17522
6 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Since joining the Jays, Will Wagner is 8 for 15 batting a nifty .533.  That gives me discomfort.

we needed a starter though and its hard to complain about what Kikuchi has given us.

Toronto is 2-2 in games Will has played

#17523
21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bergman isn’t playing this series 

Who said this?

not saying that’s not how it plays out, but is this official from the team?

Rome thinks he’ll play Thursday in Baltimore 

#17524

What starts at the 2:05 mark is going to trigger some folks in this thread...

 

These five skippers have put on the best managerial performances this season, according to @JonHeyman ⬇️

 

#17527
21 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

What starts at the 2:05 mark is going to trigger some folks in this thread...

 

These five skippers have put on the best managerial performances this season, according to @JonHeyman ⬇️

 

Why? If you asked Jon Heyman to describe what he sees, you’d get a whole lot of words to say “my colon.”

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Fucking autocorrect…

#17528
32 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Who said this?

not saying that’s not how it plays out, but is this official from the team?

Rome thinks he’ll play Thursday in Baltimore 


per the twitter, Bergman told espada he’s ready to play

 

 

 

He’ll be ready by Easter !!!!

He’s not running yet, but Kyle Tucker is hopping

 

 

 

 

 

32 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

What starts at the 2:05 mark is going to trigger some folks in this thread...

 

These five skippers have put on the best managerial performances this season, according to @JonHeyman ⬇️

 


 

surly thread ….

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#17529
Alex Bregman hit and took ground balls today. Joe Espada said he’s saying “put me in, coach”. He’ll check in on him to see if and when he’d be available.

 

#17534
Just now, TejasPedro said:

Duran hates gays and orientals. 


he probably drove through montrose to yell at gais on the way to the ballpark !

#17544
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Alex Bregman hit and took ground balls today. Joe Espada said he’s saying “put me in, coach”. He’ll check in on him to see if and when he’d be available.

 

You should listen to him,Joe

#17546

Ok the Japanese interpreter covering his mouth on the mound visit is fucking hilarious.  

" They may have a guy that can read lips in Japanese so make sure you cover it up" 

#17550
Ok the Japanese interpreter covering his mouth on the mound visit is fucking hilarious.  
" They may have a guy that can read lips in Japanese so make sure you cover it up" 
I mean they have Yoshida, who has a translator, on their team[emoji2369]

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