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He never puts the ball in play with a guy on third and less than two outs. 

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Jake is literally swinging to not strike out which is causing him to strike out. 

If your going to ph for Cabbage against a righty, why didn't you just leave him in Sugarland?

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Peña’s goofy ass running style, I swear he was gonna trip over his thighs slapping together getting out of the starters block from 3rd

What is Cabbage hitting?

Last night I saw Loperfido on Quick Pitch putting on the home run blazer last night. Stupid home run shit. Getting old. 

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

He never puts the ball in play with a guy on third and less than two outs. 

And it seems like he comes up in just that situation every damn game. 

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

What is Cabbage hitting?

Last night I saw Loperfido on Quick Pitch putting on the home run blazer last night. Stupid home run shit. Getting old. 

We don’t have anyone this roster hitting worse than Loperfido with the Blue Jays 

I still can’t get over pulling Kikuchi at the magical 99 pitch mark. He struck out 2 in a row, he’d be alright pitching to another batter.

Thats the kind of crap that chaps my ass.

1 minute ago, Victor Lazlo said:

I still can’t get over pulling Kikuchi at the magical 99 pitch mark. He struck out 2 in a row, he’d be alright pitching to another batter.

Thats the kind of crap that chaps my ass.

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1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

We don’t have anyone this roster hitting worse than Loperfido with the Blue Jays 

I wasn’t paying too much attention. I only watch to gawk at Abby Labar’s legs. 

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

I wasn’t paying too much attention. I only watch to gawk at Abby Labar’s legs. 

He’s batting .163 with a 39% K rate in 51 plate appearances 

22 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This ump has missed about 10 pitches at the bottom of the zone tonight 

they’ve all cancelled each other out, but he’s missed 10

His scorecard is going to be abysmal 

#dump-mlb-umps. 
 

Bring on robo-umps

Second pitch to Pena was the worst call I’ve seen all season. Jesus fucking Christ.

Impressive Turd....struck out Devers twice

Why the fuck are we not bunting that fuck stain? He either needs to not swing or fucking bunt

I don’t even want to DFA Meyers. I vote execution

This game is so fucked up Chas got a hit and scored

I vote we give Jake from Rake Farm’s AB’s to Doobie. He’s good out in center. Or any other position, really. 

Casas looks like he should be playing in 1987

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I don’t even want to DFA Meyers. I vote execution

This game is so fucked up Chas got a hit and scored

That’s has to be the fastest/shortest route a guy has made it around the bases.

First pitch 153’ duck snort.

SB on the next pitch.

Pitch after that, scores on a 178’ liner to left 

 

 

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