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17 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’ll give you the SBs.

but I’m more inclined to blame bone-headed decisions like throwing home and giving up an extra 90’

 

or 7 BBs by our pitching 

Zero chance I would have left Blanco in to face Casas again when we had a lefty warmed up

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Furk. Yankees and Cleveland playing each missed a chance to gain ground on one of them. Gotta win tomorrow

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Furk. Yankees and Cleveland playing each missed a chance to gain ground on one of them. Gotta win tomorrow

Cleveland scored 6 in the top of the 12. 

We really need fucking Tucker(never) and Bregman (tomorrow) back to eliminate some of Espada having to make lineup choices.

Good news is I finally feel like we are going to win every game again.   Even our "bad" bullpen arms are holding their own. 

10 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Just another poorly managed game from Espada.

Heyman pushing the line that Espada has been doing one of the best managing jobs this year and the local media sports talk running with it has been comical.

Hunter Brown turning into Cy Young, Spaghetti being decent for 3/4ths of his starts, Scott overachieving first 4 months of the season,  and Blanco looking like Cy Young the first half of the season are the main reason we are in this position.  I give Espada zero credit for any of that (pitching coaches maybe, but Espada ain't doing shit on that level)....just like I would give Dusty zero credit if he was the manager.  Espada ain't doing shit to make us better, any local moron should of been able to take this roster to the playoffs.  

manager of the year is one of the dumbest fucking awards anyway.....just look at the NL Managers of the year recently.  Gabe Kapler wins it...oh man such a great manager fired 2 yrs later.  Buck wins it....oh man such a great manager he is winning awards!!111!!1....fired next season.  

Maybe I do want Espada to win it so we can fire him easier in the near future.  

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Ok so everyone hated Dusty.  Now everyone hates Espada.

Billy Martin aint walking through that door, ok???

Just now, huge said:

Ok so everyone hated Dusty.  Now everyone hates Espada.

Billy Martin aint walking through that door, ok???

Dusty played Maldy over Diaz. Everything I wrote about him on every piece of social media was accurate 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Dusty played Maldy over Diaz. Everything I wrote about him on every piece of social media was accurate 

Phillip!  You changed man.

 

Also dont call Surly "social media"

 

17 minutes ago, huge said:

Ok so everyone hated Dusty.  Now everyone hates Espada.

Billy Martin aint walking through that door, ok???

Espada likley doesn't understand the pinch hit rule and proved in a game last week. Espada is a fucking moron that has no feel for when to pull his pitchers, relies too much on HRs to score runs, and puts together lineups like a retard.

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19 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Espada likley doesn't understand the pinch hit rule and proved in a game last week. Espada is a fucking moron that has no feel for when to pull his pitchers, relies too much on HRs to score runs, and puts together lineups like a retard.

I thought the hive collective concluded that lineups matter about 2% of the time?

Also the word "retard" is understandably offensive to 2 good friends of mine so please change up your pejoratives.

 

3 minutes ago, huge said:

Also the word "retard" is understandably offensive to 2 good friends of mine so please change up your pejoratives.

 

Low hanging fruit so I have to… are your two friends Dusty and Joe?

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Hunter Brown turning into Cy Young, Spaghetti being decent for 3/4ths of his starts, Scott overachieving first 4 months of the season,  and Blanco looking like Cy Young the first half of the season are the main reason we are in this position.  I give Espada zero credit for any of that (pitching coaches maybe, but Espada ain't doing shit on that level)....just like I would give Dusty zero credit if he was the manager.  Espada ain't doing shit to make us better, any local moron should of been able to take this roster to the playoffs.  

manager of the year is one of the dumbest fucking awards anyway.....just look at the NL Managers of the year recently.  Gabe Kapler wins it...oh man such a great manager fired 2 yrs later.  Buck wins it....oh man such a great manager he is winning awards!!111!!1....fired next season.  

Maybe I do want Espada to win it so we can fire him easier in the near future.  

Manager talk in baseball circles is like bitching about the weather in small talk with strangers.

I've always said and will always believe that managers are overrated when it comes to the successes and failures of an MLB team. They get too much credit for wins and too much blame for losses. 

But Espada does stupid shit sometimes regardless and it's cathartic to bitch about him. 

Batting Jake Meyers cleanup regardless the situation should tell anyone what they need to know about Joe Espada.  Manager of the year!

16 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 

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You were close

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no words left. Helen Keller could have put together a better lineup

 

 

2 hours ago, huge said:

Ok so everyone hated Dusty.  Now everyone hates Espada.

Billy Martin aint walking through that door, ok???


surly thread : anyone can play (insert position) and anyone can pitch (insert inning) !!!

15 hours ago, hornmpa96 said:

He needs to start against RHP.

 

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Every time 

16 hours later Espada said fuck off 

3 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

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no words left. Helen Keller could have put together a better lineup

 

 

Pena at cleanup would be a curious choice even in Jeter's rec league. I'd much rather have Caratini there, no matter the impact on righty-lefty flow from there down through 9. 

8 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

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no words left. Helen Keller could have put together a better lineup

 

 

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Well, Diaz is the 1st of the future. I guess the future is now

 

If one looks at this current 26, outside of Altuve, Yordan, Bregs, Peña, Diaz and, I guess, Caratini, the lineup options are extremely  underwhelming. The daily complaining is baffling. Is it because one jag is in over another jag?

12 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

If one looks at this current 26, outside of Altuve, Yordan, Bregs, Peña, Diaz and, I guess, Caratini, the lineup options are extremely  underwhelming. The daily complaining is baffling. Is it because one jag is in over another jag?


damn espada for not playing Griffey jr, Albert bell, bo jackson or Frank Thomas !!!!!!

Surprised that Bregman isn't in the lineup today.  I guess it's hard to play after an amputation.

I want to bitch about the lineup but - If Bergman needs to DH and Altuve needs a day off, then what else can Espada do?

Arguably Singleton may be a better hitter against RHP than Caratini but it’s close.

Chas shouldn’t play for the rest of the year. he’s become a lazy defensive outfielder and is terrible at the plate. Too much banana pudding! However, the options to play instead of Chas suck as well.

The last 4/5 roster spots used for hitters on the 26 man are just terrible. Dana better go to work in the offseason.

43 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

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no words left. Helen Keller could have put together a better lineup

 

 

My God how stupid is this fucker. Why the fuck would you sit Altuve with JV’s first game back and why is JP batting cleanup.

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2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Surprised that Bregman isn't in the lineup today.  I guess it's hard to play after an amputation.

Imagine your surprise when our first batter steps up to the plate. 

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Surprised that Bregman isn't in the lineup today.  I guess it's hard to play after an amputation.


Jim Abbott did it, he needs to quit being a pussy 

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

My God how stupid is this fucker. Why the fuck would you sit Altuve with JV’s first game back and why is JP batting cleanup.

Altuve is getting a day off before seven straight against two of the best teams in baseball.

I have no problem with it.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

This is a dumb fucking tweet. The Astros GM and staff should look at every player who is DFA’d and ask if that player is a better alternative than the current roster. 
 

Sportswriters, sports radio hosts, etc can be absolute morons.

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Jim Abbott did it, he needs to quit being a pussy 

Fun story. Only time I ever have been kicked out of an Astros game ever was saying Abbott batted better than Joey Gallo with one hand 

19 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I want to bitch about the lineup but - If Bergman needs to DH and Altuve needs a day off, then what else can Espada do?

 

This

Guys still have to have off days. It’s just where we are with Tucker out 

13 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

This is a dumb fucking tweet. The Astros GM and staff should look at every player who is DFA’d and ask if that player is a better alternative than the current roster. 
 

Sportswriters, sports radio hosts, etc can be absolute morons.

also this.

although they  should stop when they get to the BB9 category.

 

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22 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Fun story. Only time I ever have been kicked out of an Astros game ever was saying Abbott batted better than Joey Gallo with one hand 

That’s bullshit. I guess some people just can’t handle the truth

Even his hitting was exceptional. Jim batted from the left side, wrapping his left hand around the bat and the stub of his right arm. He was able to generate remarkable power, blasting seven homers and batting an excellent .427 as a senior. 

https://sabr.org/bioproj/person/jim-abbott/

 

The person who deserves as much blame or more for us having this shitty bench and bottom of the order is Dana after him being here for two years. It’s not like we’re missing 7 position players. Abreu sucked and Tucker is hurt but beyond that we have a bunch of jags who could and should have been replaced long ago. 

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

also this.

although they  should stop when they get to the BB9 category.

 

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Oooof. Sub to k/BB should be a deal breaker for a reliever. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Oooof. Sub to k/BB should be a deal breaker for a reliever. 

Well, yeah. It was for one team at least.

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

The person who deserves as much blame or more for us having this shitty bench and bottom of the order is Dana after him being here for two years. It’s not like we’re missing 7 position players. Abreu sucked and Tucker is hurt but beyond that we have a bunch of jags who could and should have been replaced long ago. 

I agree with some of this but how much is on Crane and his budget?

He signed Abreu and Montero and has decided that he wants to keep salary expense below a certain number.

That may be partially responsible for all of the Dumpster Diving that Dana has done. Some of it has worked in the bullpen.

46 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Imagine your surprise when our first batter steps up to the plate. 

I totally just looked at 3B.  It's a medical miracle!  Nobels all arounf

10 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I agree with some of this but how much is on Crane and his budget?

He signed Abreu and Montero and has decided that he wants to keep salary expense below a certain number.

That may be partially responsible for all of the Dumpster Diving that Dana has done. Some of it has worked in the bullpen.

Dammit. You’re beating me to the punch on all of these.

just about to post the same thing.

when you have $31M tied up in a first baseman you DFA’d in May and a RP you sent to the minors in July, your hands a bit tied as the GM. Montero is the 10th highest paid reliever today. (Probably closer to top 5 when the deal was done).

Add in the fact that, in addition, we currently have the 2nd and 6th highest paid relievers, it’s going to be hard to build out a quality bench /position of needs when you only have 2 drafts under your belt (with the latter happening all of 1 month ago)
 

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2 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I agree with some of this but how much is on Crane and his budget?

He signed Abreu and Montero and has decided that he wants to keep salary expense below a certain number.

That may be partially responsible for all of the Dumpster Diving that Dana has done. Some of it has worked in the bullpen.

No doubt there have been budgetary constraints. But the Moneyball A’s say hello. Not looking for starters or all stars but there are bats out there. Profar signed for a million dollars and might be Padres MVP. Bligh Madris and these other guys that have never been successful have given just what was to be expected. I don’t know. Maybe he’s done all he could. Just terrible to have World Series expectations and a 6-9 and bench like we have. If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear. 

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