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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Loperfido hit his 5th homer tonight

Situational hitting.

What’s that like?

both Abreus are shit right now

So. Abreu comes in the 6th and sucks. Who is going to pitch the 7th now? Montero? Jfc

JP doesn’t deserve to be on the hook for this. 
The brain child of Abreu/Pena fucked this all up and Espada/Abreu finished it off
2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Espada blows. JP should have finished this inning

Have no idea why he felt like he needed to make a move there. Over managing IMO. 

Let’s get ‘em tomorrow.

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Have no idea why he felt like he needed to make a move there. Over managing IMO. 

He's brand new to this.

Love it when a dude we coulda shoulda woulda signed shuts us down

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Not one fucking break. 

Doesn’t matter if you follow it up with two weak fly outs.  Lineup looks anemic and the bullpen has long COVID.   This is tough to watch.   
And here comes Montero to seal it. 

Not one fucking break. 

We got our two runs on a routine play error from their short stop. How many do you want??

Hey Montero didn't give up any runs.


I think we are gonna win now

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

We got our two runs on a routine play error from their short stop. How many do you want??

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1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

So we didn’t even score from actual hitting. This offense blows.

Well, we would have.

except Altuve’s baserunning 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

So we didn’t even score from actual hitting. This offense blows.

Yep.  We have an every day starter at an offensive position with a .226 OPS. 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Well, we would have.

except Altuve’s baserunning 

His TOOTBLANs are cute when we are winning.  

Pressley pissed he's no longer the closer and doesn't give a damn

The bullpen has started off the year like back in the tanking days

Resurrection or the lastros. We fucking suck. 

Can I just have one outing where Abreu, Pressly and Hader all have a scoreless appearance?

 

(I’d even accept just one of them doing it right now)

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We suck

 

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Go Rangers!!!

Don’t worry tomorrow or Monday we will win 11-0 and talk about run differential and leading the AL in home runs.

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