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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Am at the game- is Altuve dead?  

he's resting before all those games without a day off

Just now, David Dennison said:

Are you fucking kidding?

classic 2024 Astros baseball 

Holy shit.  Can't believe Espada pulled the PH trigger in the 7th inning.

But fuck it all if we can't get anything out of this inning.

Am at the game- is Altuve dead?  
Off day = dead....so yes he is

So MLB hitting philosophy is swing as hard as you can every pitch regardless of the situation, am I right?

We had bases loaded with one out, bregman and Yordan up

what more could you ask for ?

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Damnit. Today is the day Yordong.

more like Yordont

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

We had bases loaded with one out, bregman and Yordan up

what more could you ask for ?

For them to actually fucking produce

Just now, Mo Horn said:

For them to actually fucking produce

It's baseball. Shit happens. They've produced plenty.

Sucks right now, though.

Actually a pretty representative sample of our offense this year. 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Actually a pretty representative sample of our offense this year. 

Which is still one of the best in baseball.

7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Wow.  Two horrid ABs by the big bats in the biggest moment.

fuckin Espada man

This is quite a raisin balls performance

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Ugh, it had to be Hamilton


that was no cheapie 

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Not a good series. We are a lucky Dubon hit away from being swept at home

Well, we substituted 12 Bregman/Altuve ABs this series for Cabbage/Dezenzo/Dubon.   But you know... rest.

Saw this tweet earlier.....then just flipped back to game and saw him in and was like wtf lol. Didn't see the follow up tweet right at game time saying Ort was on paternity.

Shortest minor league stint ever?













6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Which is still one of the best in baseball.

We haven't scored the way our team BA suggests we should have. Across both leagues this year we're 3rd in hits per game but only 12th in runs scored. That's down nearly a half-run from 2023. Maybe in large part because we're an abysmal 27th in walks.

Tucker being out so long of course hasn't helped, but replacing Maldy with a .300 RBI generator you'd think might have offset that. Hopefully Tucker soon returns and kick-starts the run production. 

We are done here. A 1 or 2 seed was a pipe dream anyway. Gonna have to play well to keep the division. Seattle playing scrubs. Sweep the Orioles

33 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Great AB Cabbage

His name shares 5 of 7 letters with garbage.

At least the new balance shoes are growing on me

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