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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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3 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Gamel knows how to bunt!

Unfortunately, Doobie knows how to whiff. 

Just now, WBT said:

I was going to say you have to ph for Dubon there but with who?

Whitcomb. He looks a little hitter-ish right now. 

23 minutes ago, Gale Snoats said:

Fucking amazing how bad our first base play has been. Jesus fucking Christ.

 

 

We probably have the pitching to hold any October opponent to 3 runs. Of course, we also have the offense to hold ourselves to fewer than 3. 

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

We probably have the pitching to hold any October opponent to 3 runs. Of course, we also have the offense to hold ourselves to fewer than 3. 

But the defense is going to give up at least 2

I knew this series was going to be tough, but we are making it 20 times harder. Just not playing smartly in all phases of the game. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I knew this series was going to be tough, but we are making it 20 times harder. Just not playing smartly in all phases of the game. 

You can't score two runs and expect to beat Baltimore.

Still, the way it's gone down suuuuuuuucks.

Just now, David Dennison said:

You can't score two runs and expect to beat Baltimore.

Still, the way it's gone down suuuuuuuucks.

Agreed, but it still should be 2-0

I honestly would have made an example of Singleton after that lazy effort and replaced him immediately after. The laziness and lack of focus on defense the last couple weeks is infuriating

OK you fat fuck at least get one of the three runs back, that are your fault. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

OK you fat fuck at least get one of the three runs back, that are your fault. 

Nah.

2 losses in a row that should have been wins. Just playing bad baseball. 

We were sucking each other off for a month and forgot what this team is.

Buckle up. The crash is going to be painful

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I would be so tempted to DFA Jon Singleton.

What's "tempting" about it? He's batting .232 and is an average 1st baseman. He should have been gone long ago. We have others who can play 1st.

Edited by Mo Horn

So now 27 innings pitched the Astros were better for 25. Those two shitbags Abreu and Singelton lost us each game 

2 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So now 27 innings pitched the Astros were better for 25. Those two shitbags Abreu and Singelton lost us each game 

You cannot afford to make mistakes against a team as talented as Baltimore. I would think the Astros would know something about that.

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

What's "tempting" about it? He's batting .232 and is an average 1st baseman. He should have been gone long ago. We have others who can play 1st.

Think the Braves would take him for Yuli?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Think the Braves would take him for Yuli?

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8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Think the Braves would take him for Yuli?

They doing a pig roast?

19 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So now 27 innings pitched the Astros were better for 25. Those two shitbags Abreu and Singelton lost us each game 

GTFO calling Abreu a shitbag.  He’s been one of our best bullpen arms for three seasons.  

28 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I would be so tempted to DFA Jon Singleton.

Better late than never i guess.  A better time would have been before dusty threw away huge ABs in the alcs last year.

25 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

What's "tempting" about it? He's batting .232 and is an average 1st baseman.

In the field?  He's well below average.

Edited by WBT

At least the Giants helped out by winning today. 

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Better late than never i guess.  A better time would have been before dusty threw away huge ABs in the alcs last year.

In the field?  He's well below average.

I was being generous

Here comes the shitty bullpen of the 1st month. I don't understand why you would pitch a RH reliever against the Orioles until you are out of lefties.

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

I knew this series was going to be tough, but we are making it 20 times harder. Just not playing smartly in all phases of the game. 

That starts with Espada. He's a horrible manager.

I understand it’s a long season and team dynamics are tricky but there has to be accountability on this lazy fielding bullshit - if nothing else to get their attention and heighten awareness. This bullshit Chas pulled the other night letting that guy advance and singletons bullshit at first tonight. Those are the kinds of plays that lose close games and these guys need to understand that. Also they need to start treating first base like a defensive position that matters. Nuance is important as fist base and it’s not just picking short throws like the keep on showing them working on during practice. It’s footwork and timing and they don’t have it and it’s costing us outs.

Can Brice play OF or 1B?

8 hours ago, dr99 said:

Can Brice play OF or 1B?

Yes and yes. Fear is he ends up in CF. Desire is SS or 3B. 

I knew Dubon sucked and last year was a career year, but I didn't think Chazzzz would suck this much.  Thankfully, Gamel and Cabbage are super elite.

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I knew Dubon sucked and last year was a career year, but I didn't think Chazzzz would suck this much.  Thankfully, Gamel and Cabbage are super elite.

And Jake is elite. Phew 

41 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

So glad I had to miss yesterday’s game after Friday night. Sounds horrible. 

I blame my sister for attending. @Scraps should have went Instead 

45 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

So glad I had to miss yesterday’s game after Friday night. Sounds horrible. 

It was a great game ruined by that fat piece of shit Singleton. Fucker. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It was a great game ruined by that fat piece of shit Singleton. Fucker. 

Jon’s wife would like a word with you. 

 

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Jon’s wife would like a word with you. 

 

I mean, maybe his abject laziness was all part of Gods plan. 

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Jon’s wife would like a word with you. 

 

All she does is start/talk shit on Twitter 

Defense takes too much energy when you are concentrating on how you're going to bat flip your next weak popup.

JV spaghetti Brown in Philly. Blanco getting skipped. I’m guessing for rest which is sorely needed 

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