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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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South Carolina just won the women’s college basketball championship

 

 

I feel good about our chances this year

 

 

Spoiler

Their only other 2 championships were in 2017 and 2022.

 

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Forrest Whitley made his season debut today in Sugar Land. Threw 17 pitches and touched 98.6 mph with his sinker. He gave up a home run to the first batter he faced, but retired the next three.

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9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

G dammit.

pulling the Dusty trope of batting a backup where the regular guy normally bats 


You can’t have abreu or singelton hitting 8 or 9, if yordan is hitting 2nd, imo 


You can’t have abreu or singelton hitting 8 or 9, if yordan is hitting 2nd, imo 
Sure you can
3 minutes ago, Scraps said:
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

You can’t have abreu or singelton hitting 8 or 9, if yordan is hitting 2nd, imo 

Sure you can

You can, but your potential table setting is fucked.  I get wanting a guy to get an extra AB before the shittiest guy gets another, but that's 1 AB, the rest of the ABs I think you want to try and get runners on before the top of the lineup.  Obviously you don't put your next best bats down there, but I've always preferred hiding a guy at 6 or 7 than 9

8 and 9 need to be setting the table for altuve and yordan 

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39 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

G dammit.

pulling the Dusty trope of batting a backup where the regular guy normally bats 

Tuve runs into an out, Bregman pops out,  and Singleton Ks looking. McCormick leads off. Makes perfect sense….CFFD9D56-CF21-4BA5-A3C0-1AD446A652D6.gif.8973135d9b6d22e35d9215419591cf0f.gif

8 and 9 need to be setting the table for altuve and yordan 
Well that will never happen with this roster

I would much rather my 6 hole hitter have the ability to actually drive in people who are on base.

1B can just fuck off in 8th and get their automatic out out of the way.

The Astros are adding Caleb Nunes, formerly Triple-A Sugar Land's bullpen catcher, as a major-league bullpen catcher starting Monday. Catching coach Michael Collins, who'd been in the bullpen and catching previously, has moved to the dugout to help Yainer Diaz and Victor Caratini

They got the story wrong about Blanco's wife having the baby. It was before the exhibition game and not the no hitter

Just now, Mo Horn said:

They got the story wrong about Blanco's wife having the baby. It was before the exhibition game and not the no hitter

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"Kinda like Greg Maddux"

Yeah, that was a ball called a strike.

They got the story wrong about Blanco's wife having the baby. It was before the exhibition game and not the no hitter
Its espn they are never wrong
10 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

It’d be nice if Bregman started hitting again.

IMO, he will never be an real offensive threat again. The last few years he's been meh, and I don't see him getting any better. 

Wish we could get the Astros radio broadcast like we can for AppleTV instead of listening to Ravich blow Evan Carter on air.

These guys would 100% make sensitive love to Evan Carter on camera.

Just now, David Dennison said:

ESPN is without question my least favorite baseball broadcast.


it used to be the best 🥺🥺🥺🥺

 

 

"Hey Evan if you want to like play baseball instead of talk to us feel free we give you permission"

Astros with the first real threat of the game.  Evan, what's your favorite color?

Hey, Evan, tell us your thoughts on that 3-run missile into the seats!!

Hammerin Yordan!!

More mic'd up Rangers please

We have won every game Yordan has homered in this season

Ronel at 43 pitches through 3.  Needed that quick inning.

Pitch com demo...every one run back to their couches

Yainer with a couple of bad ABs, swinging at pitches he's been good a laying off this year

Get these fucking goofs off my screen

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Pitch com demo...every one run back to their couches

Prop comedy is what I'm looking for in my baseball games

I keep waiting for some player to totally screw up while he's doing a live interview during the game. I'm guessing that might stop that nonsense. 

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Pitch com demo...every one run back to their couches

 

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