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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

damn 97 in philly 

Cold front came through?

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

diaz’s first day off since June. damn that’s balling 

Probably a waiver trade 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros-Royals probables: 
 
RHP Hunter Brown (11-7, 3.72) vs. RHP Brady Singer (9-9, 3.38)

LHP Framber Valdez (13-6, 3.27) vs. RHP Seth Lugo (14-8, 4.39)

LHP Yusei Kikuchi (6-9, 4.39) vs. LHP Cole Ragans (10-8, 3.28)

RHP Ronel Blanco (9-6, 3.14) vs. TBA

Little off on Lugo's era. Only missed it by 1.20.

Y'all talk shit about Altuve's base running.

Haha [emoji238] making Bryce Harper look like a dumdum

It be real hard to watch the day games in the office when we suck.   

Jose is the greatest Astro of all time. 

And Spaghetti making Bryce look like a dumdum at the plate

Marsh must sweat like a whore in church to keep his hair soaking wet at all times.  It's never dry and he can't pour more water on his head in the outfield.

Edited by kevwun

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Marsh must sweat like a whore in church to keep his hair soaking wet at all times.  It's never dry.

He dunks in water between innings or some shit.

 

so disgusting.

Looking like a dirty New Orleans nutria 

Edited by UTexasFight

Yet somehow he still manages to look like a filthy hobo.

Edited by kevwun

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Haha emoji238.png making Bryce Harper look like a dumdum

redd foxx fred sanford GIF

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

He dunks in water between innings or some shit.

 

so disgusting.

like a dirty New Orleans nutria 

Bet he uses homemade deodorant 

2 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Bet he uses homemade deodorant 

He doesn’t use deodorant at all. Probably smells like the Metro in Paris in August.

and still in 1st, f the haters !!!!

 

this is why we have so many line ups 

27 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Y'all talk shit about Altuve's base running.

Sorry 

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

and still in 1st, f the haters !!!!

 

this is why we have so many line ups 

Gotta mix and match up, play the analytics and try and push a couple runs. 

hell yeah, brother gamel

That fan tried really hard to interfere, but he sucks at judging fly balls.

Edited by kevwun

So the interference is a benefit?

have to do better zach

you're a rook, zero reasons for you to swing at the first pitch 

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

So the interference is a benefit?

He never actually touched the ball.

We should trade JV or Schwerber.    They need another starter, and we need a hitter.  

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Bregs and Altuve hit Walker well.

hopefully we’re in to their bullpen by the 4th.

 

Good call.

Altuve two HRs away from his 3rd 20/20 season in his career. That would put him at 2nd all time, tied with Alfonso Soriano. Who actually also had another 20/20 which was actually a 40/40 season but played LF that season. The current leader all time for 2nd basemen is Joe Morgan with 4.

Edited by HtownHorn

I am almost convinced that Spaghetti is going to be really good.

I hope he's on that Lance trajectory minus the very unfortunate injuries. 

He could replace him in the HEB commercials and most people wouldn't notice.

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

6 pitch inning !!!!

Would be nice if he could keep that pitch count low enough to pitch 9 innings today. The bullpen could use a day off 

The wind is really fucking with people today on fly balls.

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