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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

grae kissinger is @HtownHorn’s cousin ?

I would never let a relative go to Ole Miss.

These fucking Royals have almost beat us by getting 4 hits and then 2 hits.

We need to blow them out tomorrow

Idk that have any real fans, but how demoralizing must it be to be a mariners fan and having to watch your offense all year and then look up and see the Astros doing what they do and finding ways to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat the way we have the last couple of months 

win

this

fucking 

series 

tomorrow 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Idk that have any real fans, but how demoralizing must it be to be a mariners fan and having to watch your offense all year and then look up and see the Astros doing what they do and finding ways to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat the way we have the last couple of months 

 

ask a yankees or red sox fan 😂😂😂😂

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

These fucking Royals have almost beat us by getting 4 hits and then 2 hits.

We need to blow them out tomorrow

We lost by 1 run in 10 innings in the first game against them this year and they proceeded to curb stomp us winning by 9 and 10 the next two.

let’s do that 

Hader has 14 decisions on the season now?  Somehow that's snuck up on me.

2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

2024, the Year of the Cardiac Astros. We have now 73 wins, and it feels like maybe 10 of them were easy.

 

27 - 0 to hit 100 wins !!!!!

surly callers lines up for the post game radio show.

host just made a pre statement - before you call, it’s a game in late aug and the goal is to win, vs a better team hahaha

Edited by tx 3 putt

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hader has 14 decisions on the season now?  Somehow that's snuck up on me.

Maybe.

felt like every other game the first few weeks of the season he was coming in a tie game or blew a game and left it tied 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

surly calls red lines up for the post game radio show. host just made a pre statement - before you call, it’s a game in late aug and the goal is to win, vs a better team hahaha

Forgot his name, but that dude has to have the worst job having to toe the company line and argue with the mouth breathers that call in after a tough game.

i don’t listen often..usually only after games I attend on my drive back to Austin… but it’s always popcorn-eating worthy waiting to hear what nonsense Dale in Deer Park is going to call in with.

 

Edited by UTexasFight

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Forgot his name, but that dude has to have the worst job having to tow the company line and argue with the mouth breathers that call in after a tough game.

i don’t listen often..usually only after games I attend on my drive back to Austin… but it’s always popcorn-eating worthy waiting to hear what nonsense Dale in Deer Park is going to call in with.

 

 

iheart radio 790, the host changes 

it’s usually a good listen. they criticize astro moves and decisions 

Edited by tx 3 putt

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Maybe.

felt like every other game the first few weeks of the season he was coming in a tie game or blew a game and left it tied 

Hader's been excellent this season.

With Bregman out a lot, the left side of our infield has been an adventure lately. And not the fun kind. Let's get that out of our system pronto. 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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That’s from the other day.

It’s down to .182 after tonight.

a no-hitter tomorrow and we tie that Cleveland number… .17355

 

Edited by UTexasFight

10 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

That’s from the other day.

It’s down to .182 after tonight.

a no-hitter tomorrow and we tie that Cleveland number… .17355

 

Potentially the best month of pitching since the mound was lowered in 1969.

48 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Potentially the best month of pitching since the mound was lowered in 1969.

Pretty amazing, considering they would have done it despite not having Pressly for half the month...

 

...

 

Anyway, put Kikuchi down for 5-2/3 no hit innings today.

Horns and Astros double header today. Glorious day

Darren Baker got called up to the majors.  Dusty and the family must be so excited. 

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Darren Baker got called up to the majors.  Dusty and the family must be so excited. 

Dusty had a kid at 50. If only his managerial style was as bold as his personal life. 

10 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Junk claimed by As 

Dana should have told them not to touch his Junk.

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I trust this medical staff with Bregman's elbow 

 

bone chips in the elbow fucking suck

wouldn’t be shocked if he just doesn’t shuts it down for the year 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Hes fine. They need to DH him. He even said it doesn't hurt to swing

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Ummm ok

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I’m considering driving down from Austin for the game tomorrow… but will probably have to make that decision before the lineup is posted, and terrified what it will look like.

i expect Espada is going to sit one or two main guys tomorrow and Monday to give them a 3 day break ahead of the final month 

Ughh. Royals got Yuli to fill 1B....supposed to be Abreu yo

9 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Ughh. Royals got Yuli to fill 1B....supposed to be Abreu yo

 

 

 

zero clue why we didn’t make this move 

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