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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Please pitch Ort in the 9th

Just now, Scraps said:

Please pitch Ort in the 9th

 

show some respect ….

 

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Needed another run

Fucktard 55 coming in

So does Chas take that opening roster that’s coming tomorrow?

I hope not. 

Oh fuck me. It’s Pressly

Just now, Overlord said:

So does Chas take that opening roster that’s coming tomorrow?

I hope not. 

 

catcher is my guess 

So does Chas take that opening roster that’s coming tomorrow?
I hope not. 
Oh fuck me. It’s Pressly
Uhh no


Better be Salazar and King

I sat out in the Crawford boxes last year for Mets game. First row. You know, to reminisce those saving money days. 
 

I will not be doing it again. 

Look at that. Pressly TCB. 
 

See what I did there?

Way to go boys. Horns win, Stros win. Good fucking day. 

5 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Way to go boys. Horns win, Stros win. Good fucking day. 

We need one more thing to happen and it will be perfect.

14 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Pretty good sports day

Not finished yet.

2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

10 Ks for Kikuchi, dude was a hell of a pickup and may be the difference between making and missing the playoffs. Props to Dana and company, he's a hell of a lot more impactful than Bloss and Loperfido would have been. I don't know what he will cost to keep next year, but I hope they re-sign him.

He’s no Randy Johnson acquisition, but tonight looked like it… and the team record in his starts so far is.

6-0 in one month with him on the bump is pretty tasty 

 

Edited by UTexasFight

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

We need one more thing to happen and it will be perfect.

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7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

He’s no Randy Johnson acquisition, but tonight looked like it… and the team record in his starts so far is.

6-0 in one month with him on the bump is pretty tasty 

 

 

6 - 0 from your #5 is pretty damn salty 

Passed the twins today.  0.5 back of the royals and 3 back of Cleveland for the 2 seed.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

Keystone Cops Variety

49 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

5 ahead of 2nd

3 behind 2 seed

5 behind 1 seed (6 with tiebreaker) 

heading into the final month

 

finish strong 

 

get healthy

wake up bats 

finish strong !

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

get healthy

wake up bats 

finish strong !

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4 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

What abortion of a lineup will Espada trot out tomorrow?

Season series with the royals on the line 

I wasn’t gonna spoil it but LilShep is starting at 1b

today's line up knocked out 5 runs vs a very good team, but surly thread knows best !

On 7/30/2024 at 3:26 PM, RGBIII said:

Gave myself nearly 24 hours before commenting on the trade and while it was an overpay, it is not nearly as bad as I originally thought. Maybe this is me trying to huff some copium but it does give some perspective in my eyes. Reminder our farm system is ass

-Wagner is an org bat with no real position and zero power plus hes 26. Those dudes are a dime a dozen plus the only position he can actually play is second base, which is pretty occupied 

-Loperfido is 25, strikes out a ton and is probably a utility dude in the long term. Definitely will miss him but its not like we traded Jose Ramirez. I also dont think Brown makes this move if he thinks anyone but Tucker will be in right in the next few years...thats how you get the goodwill back Dana. Sign the mother fucker

-Bloss had a fantastic year in the minors but has never thrown over 76 innings in the minors and just dealt with shoulder issues (I am unaware of the rest of his medical history). He also has a major problem walking lefties. Could he be a #2, sure, could he be a righty only bullpen guy, sure. Its a high upside arm and IMO really the only major loss in this deal

-Kikuchi...Numbers dont look great, results dont look great. Stuff is excellent, dude averages 96 on his fastball from the left side, only Ragans Skubal and Crochet average higher from the left side. He Ks people, doesnt walk people. The issue is contact, I think a lot of that is fixable and a lot of that has to do with luck as well. Is he going to suddenly change what he is and become The Big Unit, no, but I think he will give some solid innings and probably start in the postseason or be one hell of a bridge to abreu, pressly, hader. Just help get us to the dance and lets party!

Again this is probably copium and who knows what this looks like in 5 years. Win another ring and who gives a fuck about the rest

 

Caleb Ferguson is ass

This lines up pretty well so far. Extend Kikuchi

Pham and Yuli both in KCs lineup

Whitley retaining enough rookie eligibility to be ROY next year is big time. 

Guess who’s starting at DH for KC today….

 

Spoiler

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Edited by UTexasFight
Scraps beat me to it

10 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

5 ahead of 2nd

3 behind 2 seed

5 behind 1 seed (6 with tiebreaker) 

heading into the final month

 

finish strong 

 

another series win vs a very good team 

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lot of HoF’ers on that list 

Edited by tx 3 putt

we’re putting a lot of balls in play but right at guys ??

 

Congrats to Whitley.  Hope he fucking dominates.

 

Have the doctors thought about combining Tucker and Bregman into one healthy player and one person who is like the discounted lobster with one claw?

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Congrats to Whitley.  Hope he fucking dominates.

 

Have the doctors thought about combining Tucker and Bregman into one healthy player and one person who is like the discounted lobster with one claw?

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