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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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1 hour ago, dr99 said:

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Nobody bought that bone bruise bullshit.

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dana brown’s troll level is damn impressive 

Let’s F’n Go !!!!!!!

 

small crowd for such a beautiful day in comfy

@Scraps raves about this place. i hope to make it one day 

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1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Bagwell....fuck me

And no Julia... double fuck me

Thats some Altuve/Pena shit. Thats why Pena needs to quit fucking around like that too

I can’t stand listening to Jeff Bagwell. I doubt these announcers sell insurance during the off season. Why the fuck do they need so much time off during the season?

Gonna be interesting when he’s left off the playoff roster. 

12 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Bagwell....fuck me

At least we don't have to listen to him shill for Jose Abreu and Monterro all game long.

At least we don't have to listen to him shill for Jose Abreu and Monterro all game long.
Doesn't matter he is gonna blow whoever is sucking right now - ex: Verlander....I am sure Chas suck off is coming

JV not gonna be around very long today

Like I said....Diaz will never catch JV again lol

We look like a team that's hung over from being at the end of a consecutive game streak and a 4 game sweep. Won't be surprised if this one gets ugly. 

Let’s F’n Go !!!!!!!
 
small crowd for such a beautiful day in comfy
[mention=228]Scraps[/mention] raves about this place. i hope to make it one day 
Very underrated. Out of the 21 current parks i have been to it is prob around around 7 or 8 for me

Does JV have pine tar on the right side of his head?

Does Bagwell know that he’s allowed to shut up and take a breath from time to time?

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Does Bagwell know that he’s allowed to shut up and take a breath from time to time?

But then he can't hear himself talk

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I am sure Chas suck off is coming

lulz

24 minutes ago, Scraps said:
26 minutes ago, dr99 said:
At least we don't have to listen to him shill for Jose Abreu and Monterro all game long.

Doesn't matter he is gonna blow whoever is sucking right now - ex: Verlander....I am sure Chas suck off is coming

 

 

go buy a lotto ticket 

Chas playing for his spot, Dusty was right.

I'm struggling to see with the shadows....on the TV.

I like Yainer!

Goddamn Baggy insufferable even when we score. 

Where do I sign the petition to keep bags out of the booth. Fucking hell he is terrible. 

Kalas needs to be punched in the dick for egging him on

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Ford and Sparks sound as clear and good as ever 

Yep.  I’ve had it.  Switching over now.  

Dude Kalas you have got to stop with the top 10 all time Ks bullshit.

That will continue to go back and forth between Max and JV until one of them retires or is hurt long term. Just stop already.

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